C31 Learning taoism

Looking at Daoist Master Qingfeng's thick-skinned appearance, I can't stand listening to this any longer. Why did I have to acknowledge such an unreliable master? Now, not to mention a fissure, even if there was no fissure I would still want to dig my way into the ground!

How shameless! I'm blushing for him!

At this time, Fang Ziyan pushed me lightly and asked while looking at me:

"Thirteen, you … Are you okay? "

I looked at her and shook my head.

"I'm fine."

"S-sorry, I …" I was so scared, will you forgive me? " Fang Ziyan looked at me with tears in her eyes.

If a girl cried in front of you, would you forgive her?

In any case, my heart softened. No matter what, all of this wasn't Fang Ziyan's fault.

"This has nothing to do with you. Why are you apologizing?" I said to Fang Ziyan.

"I …" Fang Ziyan said one word, then stopped, and did not say anymore.

Just then, Daoist Master Qingfeng finished his impassioned "speech." The villagers saw that there was nothing wrong and scattered, I told Fang Ziyan to follow the villagers back.

After a short while, Daoist Qingfeng and I were the only two people left beside the sarcophagus.

Daoist Master Qingfeng looked at the stone coffin and leisurely said:

"Thirteen, it's time for you to learn some real skills …"

When I heard that, I was overjoyed. I immediately opened my mouth and excitedly said:

"Master! I have long prepared myself to learn Dao Arts! "

"Dao arts?" What Dao technique is this? " Daoist Master Qingfeng asked as he looked at me blankly.

"Didn't you say that I should learn something real? Didn't you teach me Dao arts? " I looked at Daoist Qingfeng and said.

"Who wants to teach you Dao arts?" I mean, you should learn more about cooking skills, not just those few things, and change the pattern and taste. Lu, Chuan, Huai, and Cantonese all need to learn some. " Dao leader Qingfeng said to me in a calm tone.

I thought that my temper was pretty good, but now I even had the heart to pinch him to death. Is this a joke?!

"Oh right, Master, I have something to ask you." I suddenly thought of something. I didn't care if he was going to teach me Dao arts and hurriedly asked Daoist Master Qingfeng.

"What is it?" Daoist Master Qingfeng turned his head and asked.

"Are there any cadaveric bacteria s in the sarcophagus?" I asked.

After Daoist Master Qingfeng heard this, he lightly shook his head and said,

"How can it be so easy to find cadaveric bacteria?" First, the coffin in the cadaveric site, and second, the coffin must have zombies, and second, the coffin must be made of wood, with cadaveric bacteria s appearing most often. "

However, even though I was disappointed, I didn't want to give up at all. As long as I learn enough, even if I have to dig through all the cadaveric site s in China, I must find a cadaveric bacteria that can save An Rushuang.

"Oh right, Master, where's your senior sister?" I remembered the little girl from before and asked Daoist Master Qingfeng.

"He left a long time ago, sigh! Your senior uncle doesn't like to use his phone either. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so troublesome. Dao Master Qingfeng said.

"That Martial Uncle of mine looks to be in his teens. Master, why do you call her Senior Sister?" I asked.

"Haha …" When Daoist Master Qingfeng heard my words, he broke out into a few loud laughter. After he finished laughing, he looked at me and said,

"Thirteen, let me tell you this. Your uncle doesn't look like a child, but he looks like he's in his forties!"

"What?!" Are you for real? " I was really shocked, that twelve or thirteen year old girl was actually forty-five years old! Could it be that cultivators can return to their youth?

"You little bastard!" Why would Master lie to you? "There are some things that I will tell you that you don't understand either. Once you completely step into this Taoist gate, you will slowly understand everything." Dao Master Qingfeng said.

I nodded and didn't ask any further.

"Sigh!" This is so troublesome, not only did I lose three years of my life, I will also have to spend money to buy a bag for my senior sister. Daoist Master Qingfeng sighed as he put away the copper coins on the ground.

When I heard Daoist Master Qingfeng say that I had lost three years of my life to get rid of this fiendish son of mine, my heart stirred and I asked,

"Master, what do you mean by shortening your lifespan by three years?"

Dao Master Qingfeng looked at me and said,

"You think that your son's mother's fiendish nature can be resolved so easily? If no one died, it wouldn't even be possible for your senior uncle to come! On the talisman she used today, there was the word "Birthday" written on it. After using it, the life of the person on the "Birthday" character would be shortened by three years. "

Hearing this, I felt heartache for Daoist Qingfeng. I really didn't think that he would be willing to sacrifice three years of his lifespan in order to save others. This selfless spirit made me admire him from the depths of the earth.

"Master, I admire you."

"What do you worship me for? The eight characters on the talisman paper are not mine. " Daoist Master Qingfeng stood up and said as he put away the copper coin in his hand.

"Not yours? Whose is it? " I have a bad feeling.

"Who else? Yours. " Dao Master Qingfeng looked at me and said.

Fuck a watermelon rabbit! F * ck you! I want to fight to the death with this old thing! Using three years of my lifespan, did you get my permission?!

At that time, my mood was as if I had taken over the entire biological chain. Daoist Master Qingfeng is really terrible. I lost three years of my life this time and my heart is like a watermelon in a refrigerator.

"What's wrong? Isn't it just three years less? Why are you all looking so bitter? A man can't stand this kind of stuff? People who achieve great things do not care about small matters! " Dao Master Qingfeng looked at me and said.

"You're so carefree, why didn't you use your lifespan?" I looked at Daoist Qingfeng and asked.

"I have never memorized my own birth date." Daoist Master Qingfeng looked at me and said something that almost made me puke blood!

He didn't carry his own, but instead carried me, his unlucky disciple! Who would believe it?! You're fooling me like a monkey.

"Alright, there's nothing to do here. It's time for us to go back." Daoist Master Qingfeng said as he walked into the village.

I hurriedly followed her. On the way, Daoist Qingfeng asked me:

"Thirteen, let me ask you. Did you hear something before?"

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Why is it that even though they are both stone inscriptions, the green brick can only be stepped on by others while the stone statue is being worshipped by tens of thousands of people? Because they are both stones, the green brick has only suffered six cuts, but the stone statue has been thoroughly tempered! " Dao Master Qingfeng said.

I nodded.

"I've never heard of it, but I've often seen it online before."

"Then you agree with that?" Daoist Master Qingfeng asked me.

I still nodded:

"I agree. This is the same as describing a person. Only hard work and effort can pay off."

Daoist Master Qingfeng smiled and said to me,

"If a stone has a spirit, why would it care if it was worshipped by tens of thousands of people or trampled upon by tens of thousands? Humans were no more than one of the ten thousand living creatures. Humans practiced six blades or a thousand hammers in front of a stone, and a stone was still a stone. If one's heart didn't change, how would it ever be painful? If the stone inscriptions were worshipped by humans, how could they gain glory? In the vast universe, there are many species or species that are more intelligent than humans. They are like stars, and rocks are like stones.

Daoist Master Qingfeng's words sounded profound, but after some thought, they made sense.

"Do you understand me?" Daoist Master Qingfeng asked.

"A little." I answered honestly.

Dao Master Qingfeng patted my head and said with a smile:

"As the saying goes, starting with cultivation of the Dao, the heart will not change. Only then will the heart be able to resist ghosts and evil spirits …."

Afterwards, Daoist Master Qingfeng brought me back to the village. The two of us stayed at the village for the night, and after breakfast the next morning, the village arranged for Big Brother Dazhuang to drive Daoist Qingfeng and I back to the Bamboo Monastery.

During this period of time, Daoist Master Qingfeng received another call from Lin Sen, from the middle-aged man who had come to pick him up in his BMW.

Dao Master Qingfeng made an agreement with Lin Sen on the phone to come pick him up early in the morning, then hung up the phone.

Returning to the Bamboo Monastery, I couldn't wait to threaten Daoist Master Qingfeng:

"Master, when are you going to teach me Tao techniques?" If you don't teach me Dao arts, then I won't learn how to cook. I'll cook potatoes and cabbage for you every day! "

After Daoist Master Qingfeng heard this, he didn't say anything. Instead, he led me directly to the hall in the monastery. He said to me while looking at the wall next to Daoist Master Three Purities' stone statue:

"This morning, familiarize yourself with the sixty-four divinations of 'Zhou Yi' written on the wall, and when you learned them and when you wanted to eat." Daoist Master Qingfeng walked out after he finished speaking.

I didn't think that since Daoist Master Qingfeng told me to memorize this, it would definitely be useful. I walked towards the wall and looked at the words engraved on it.

"When the heavens are strong, the noblemen shall never cease their self-improvement." The ground is deep, and the gentleman carries things with a good sense of virtue. Yun Lei Tun, the gentleman with the polythene. The mountain spring water, the gentleman to act with virtue. The sky needs, the gentleman waits for Yin and Yang combine the heavenly water to argue, the gentleman to make a plan for the start. "An earth water master, for a gentleman to raise his people and herd his people …"

After memorizing it until around 12 noon, I finally memorized the 64 divines of "Zhou Yi" on the wall.

When I walked out of the hall, I found Daoist Master Qingfeng sitting on a stone step, leisurely smoking a cigarette.

"You've already recited it?" Daoist Master Qingfeng asked when he saw me come out.

"Yes." I nodded.

"Then follow me." Daoist Master Qingfeng didn't even check if I was familiar with him. He brought me to the training table in front of the monastery and asked me with a wooden stake in his hand:

"Will it stand on its head?"

"Yes." "No," I said.

"Stand upside down on this wooden stake." Dao Master Qingfeng said.

I hurried over and stood upside down, my hands on the ground, my feet upside-down, leaning against the stake.

At this moment, Daoist Master Qingfeng walked over. His hands seemed to be performing a magic trick as a rope appeared. Before I could react, he had already tied my legs to the wooden stake.

"Master, what are you doing?!" I looked at Daoist Qingfeng and asked in confusion.

"It's just a shock, can Master still kill you? I was afraid you wouldn't be able to hold on. " The Daoist Priest Qing Feng spoke even faster as he tied a rope around his hand.