C51 Past and Present

Half an hour later, there was a knock at the door, and in walked a stout Russian woman with her golden hair pulled back into twin ponytails, the hair on her sturdy calves barely visible beneath her skirt.

Next, a larger-than-life, muscular version of a Barbie doll puckered up her oversized, fiery red lips and blew a kiss to her brother-in-law.

"Hi, handsome."

"Pfft!" The brother-in-law