C3 With a Hammer in Hand I Have All the People in the World

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"Oh? You have such a way? Quick, tell me about it! " The bearded man was so agitated that his heart was clawing at his liver. Once again, he forcefully suppressed the urge in his lower abdomen as he asked with bloodshot eyes.

"Boss, don't be in such a hurry!" "Boss, do you know that the intestines of animals are very thin? After washing them clean, they can't feel any estrangement at all, and it's said that it will also make them feel refreshed, and the most important thing is the seal of the intestines, it will prevent women from getting pregnant, and it won't cause any infectious diseases. It's killing two birds with one stone!"

"Oh? How do you know so clearly? " Big Beard was stunned. He stroked his beard and pondered for a while before constantly nodding his head. "Hmm, I seem to have heard of such a method before!"

"Boss is truly knowledgeable!" Zhang Chao flattered her.

"Of course. As bandits, we should have some culture as well. Isn't it said that hooligans know martial arts, and no one can stop them?" Big Beard proudly nodded his head. Then, he ordered the cross-eyed man, "You, go get me my intestines!"

"Ah?" Intestine clothing? Boss, where do you think I should go to find this desolate mountain and mountain range? " The cross-eyed man grimaced in embarrassment.

"Bullsh * t, isn't there a small village a few miles down the road? Since there's a village, there would definitely be cattle like pigs and sheep, so wouldn't it be easy for us to rob them to get some intestines? " Big Beard stared.

"That's true, but I don't know how to do it either!" He had a look of reluctance on his face.

"Hey, rookie rookie, do you know how?" Big Beard asked Zhang Chao.

"Aiyo, boss, you don't have to say, I really know how to do that!" Zhang Chao introduced himself: "When I was young, I saw my family take care of this stuff!"

"Tsk tsk, you don't have to say. Although you're a newcomer, you really know a lot!" Big Beard nodded his head in praise, and shouted into the cross-eyed man's eyes, "Let him accompany you!"

"Boss, since this newbie is going to join the guild, why don't we just let him go by himself? Why should I go with him?" The cross-eyed man hurriedly said.

"F * ck his grandmother, how can you be so greedy for laziness!" Big Beard cursed again.

"Boss, to be honest, we're not familiar with each other. Can you completely trust a person you've just met?" Zhang Chao's heart skipped a beat and he quickly said: "What if I run off somewhere, or do something with my intestines?"

"You dare?" The cross-eyed man held the blade horizontally.

"Of course I don't dare, but what I said was the truth!" Zhang Chao quickly waved his hand.

"Hmm, what he said makes sense. Why aren't you two rushing over?" Big Beard rubbed his chin as if he had something on his mind, then ordered loudly.

"Ai, alright then!" The cross-eyed man lowered his head reluctantly and followed Zhang Chao towards the direction of the village.

"Hehe, beautiful girl, don't worry. I'll make you feel good in a while!" The big bearded man then looked at the girl drooled as he continuously rubbed his hands.

The beauty was so angry that she was about to vomit blood.

She hated these two bandits, she hated Zhang Chao even more!

Since he was going to die from humiliation anyway, he might as well die early. However, Zhang Chao's appearance made this process much longer.

Her name was Qiao Ruixue, the young miss from Can City. Because she was dissatisfied with her father's arranged marriage, she left home with her servants in a fit of rage and wanted to come out and take a look at the scenery.

But she never would have thought that at that place, she would meet two extremely fierce bandits. Not only did they instantly kill all of her servants, they even defeated her in two rounds, sealed all of the meridians in her body, and even wanted to sully her.

If he had known earlier... It would be impossible for him to not be in such a miserable state after agreeing to the marriage arranged by his father.

She secretly swore to herself that even if she died, she would become a monster. She definitely couldn't forgive these two damn bandits. Oh, right, there was also that guy who helped the evil!

"Achoo!" Zhang Chao, who had already walked far away, could not see the big rock at all and sneezed.

"Damn it, who's scolding me in their heart? Is it that old fogey, Teacher, or that girl just now? " He rubbed his nose and looked at the crossed eyes in front of him. A hint of viciousness flashed through his eyes.

The cultivation level of the two bandits made him a little fearful, but if the two of them were to separate, then he would be able to take advantage of them.

The reason why Big Beard had tried so hard to persuade him to go with them was to temporarily separate the two.

Seeing that the man had no intention of defending himself, he lifted the corner of his mouth and took out a three-inch long iron hammer from his pocket.

This hammer was something that he needed to learn blacksmithing from his teacher back at the Nine Truth Peak in Cang Bei Mountain. Frankly speaking, it was something that he had to carry around with him all the time as he ate.

However, the first time he came down the mountain, he didn't use it to earn money for himself, but to smash someone!

With a flick of his wrist, a sliver of elemental energy silently swam into the iron hammer, followed by smooth movements. It was like he was forging iron as it was lifted up and then dropped down!

"Bam!" With a muffled sound, the cross-eyed dog fell to the ground, gnawing on its food. It didn't even have time to cry out in pain.

The back of his head was directly smashed by the hammer, causing it to collapse. Fresh blood slowly flowed out from his face that was tightly connected to the ground.

Even if the Dou Qi Eye was at the third level of the Natal Opening Realm, it wouldn't be able to withstand such a heavy sneak attack.

"Hehe, I got rid of one of them!" Zhang Chao kept Tie Chui and squatted down to check the condition of the cross-eyed man.

Well, not dead.

As expected, the vitality of a cultivator was very strong. However, it wasn't much better. Even if they were saved, they would become half an idiot.

But at least he wouldn't be able to get up for a short period of time.

"Teacher has taught me that it's fine if I don't pick up the loot when I'm out. Since I'm a bandit, I should be more wealthy than I am!" He might as well start fumbling around in the cross-eyed guy's body again, but he couldn't find anything valuable after searching for a long time.

"Damn, it can't be, can it? You're even poorer than me?" Zhang Chao rolled his eyes in depression.

"I guess the valuable items are all on that big bearded man. Pah! Serves you right for being a follower for your entire life!" He angrily kicked his butt a few times before swaggering back.

Big Beard was getting impatient from waiting.

He wanted to jump on Qiao Ruixue a few times, but when he thought about the horrible infectious diseases Zhang Chao talked about, he could only grit his teeth and stand straight.

Seeing Zhang Chao appear in his line of sight once again and trotting back, he immediately revealed a grin.

"Boss, I'm back!" Zhang Chao pretended to be out of breath and ran over.

"Hmm, you're finally back, eh? Where's that guy? Why didn't I come back with you? What about the intestines? "Did you get it?" The bearded man asked impatiently.

"I got it. I wanted to give it back to you, boss, but that elder brother didn't agree. Because he killed livestock and got blood, he wanted me to wash up, so he told me to come back first!" Zhang Chao casually replied.

"This stinking brat, he really is so slow!" Big Beard was very confident and continued to look in that direction.

Zhang Chao quietly moved behind Big Beard.

Qiao Ruixue's gaze also fell on Zhang Chao. Soon after, her originally dejected eyes became bigger and bigger.

Because she saw, Zhang Chao actually took out an iron hammer from his bosom!

On the head of the hammer, there was even some blood!

"Boss, farewell!" Zhang Chao's hand lifted the hammer and it whizzed down towards the bearded man's head!

"Hmm?" Unexpectedly, the bearded man actually noticed and turned around!

"This is bad!" Zhang Chao's heart tightened.

However, the hammer was so fast that Big Beard was unable to react. Although his head had shifted to the side to dodge the fatal blow, it was still unable to stop the hammer from falling.

"Crack!" A hammer ruthlessly hammered down on his shoulder, and the sound of bones breaking was heard!

"Aiya! Smelly brat, what the f * ck are you doing? " The bearded man grimaced in pain, staggered back a few steps, and trembled while clutching his shoulder.

His entire right arm was crippled by Zhang Chao's hammer!

"Now is the time!" Taking advantage of the bearded man's temporary loss of fighting strength, Zhang Chao immediately jumped forward and kept the hammer in his hand. Then he picked up Qiao Ruixue and ran!

"Brat, don't let laozi catch you!" Behind him came the furious roar of the bearded man.

"Hehehe, I have a Smothering Hammer in my hand, I have all the weapons in the world!" Zhang Chao hugged Qiao Ruixue proudly as he ran and ran. He laughed as he ran.

He was too complacent, to think that he could actually deal with two experts of the third level of Natal Opening Realm with a stuffy hammer, this was a great victory for him!

However, Qiao Ruixue, who was in her arms, wasn't happy at all.

Zhang Chao didn't notice that when he was hugging Qiao Ruixue, a damn hand was grabbing onto one of her breasts!

Qiao Ruixue's face was flushed and she gritted her teeth in hatred.

Although this shameless little thief seemed to have saved him, who knew if he had other plans?

However, this pig's hand was too disgusting!

After running for the time it took an incense stick to burn, Zhang Chao carried Qiao Ruixue and ran into a small forest.

He was so tired that he was sweating. After he put Qiao Ruixue on the ground, he sat under a pine tree and panted heavily. "Damn! You're too heavy! You should lose some weight!"

"Damned little thief, who are you calling fat?" Qiao Ruixue's eyes were blazing with hatred as she said angrily.

"Aiyo?" You can talk now? " Zhang Chao raised his eyebrows, "I didn't say you were fat!"

"You shameless little thief!" Qiao Ruixue wanted to curse at him right now, but she was a young miss of a rich family, so she didn't know how to curse at him.

"I'm shameless? "Humph, if it wasn't for me saving you, I'm afraid you would have been killed by those two bandits. No, no, I should say after killing you, you would still continue doing it. They also like to mess with corpses!" Zhang Chao said in annoyance. After all the work he did to save her, not only did she not even thank him, she even called him a little thief.

"You are a little thief and are shameless. From what I see, you are also not a good person. You are like a small marten on the same side as those two fellows!" Qiao Ruixue reprimanded him angrily.

"Alright, since you said that to me, then I'll shamelessly show you!" Zhang Chao got up and walked closer to Qiao Ruixue with malicious intent …