C32 Do You Think I'm Stupid
Do you think I'm stupid?
"Crash!"
In a panic, Jiang Shuai grabbed the thick stack of textbooks on the table with his big hands. All of these things landed on Jiang Shuai's head and he screamed miserably. However, Han Rongrong did not intend to let Jiang Shuai go.
It was like a butcher dragging a dead pig, pulling it out from the ground.
"My wife, my wife, I was wrong. I really was wrong. Please spare my life!"
Looking at the frightened Jiang Shuai, Ye Tianci shook his head helplessly, "You can't live with your own sins!"
"Heaven's Gift! Heaven's Gift, don't leave!"
"Bang bang!"
Han Rongrong was just like a lady with eyes like a wild horse. She raised her leg and kicked Jiang Shuai's lower abdomen. Jiang Shuai frowned and was in so much pain that he couldn't even speak.
After walking out of the classroom, Ye Tianci took a peek at the men's restroom. He was completely dumbfounded by what he saw. All of them were pairs of youthful snow-white legs, dazzling white, brightly colored socks, and super shorts, which made Ye Tianci's adrenaline skyrocket.
"Tian Ci, what are you doing here?" Wang Manxue approached Ye Tianci and asked curiously. She was carrying a backpack, wearing a pair of shorts and a pair of white canvas shoes.
The Wang Manxue of today was obviously meticulously dressed up. The faint makeup matched well with her snow-white skin. She didn't let the makeup take away her soft and beautiful skin, nor did she let the soft and beautiful skin cover her makeup.
"Xiao Xue, you look even prettier today than yesterday?"
"Nope!" Wang Manxue lowered her head and playfully stuck out her soft, soft, and soft tongue. A flush rose on her white face, making her look extremely alluring.
He waited for a long time, but didn't hear Ye Tianci's voice. He couldn't help but raise his head in curiosity. Where was Ye Tianci?
When Ye Tianci saw Liu Ke standing in front of his door, along with a pile of tables and chairs and a single bed, a faint smile appeared on Ye Tianci's face, "Liu Ke, how long have you been waiting?"
"Hehe, I just arrived. I just arrived!" Liu Ke stepped forward, nodded his head and bowed as he took out a cigarette and passed it to Ye Tianci with a fawning expression.
"Mm, let's move in! Today, laozi's going to open his business! " Ye Tianci took a long drag on the cigarette in his hand and smiled in anticipation.
"Yes, yes!" Liu Ke nodded respectfully, then turned around and roared fiercely at his brothers: "Didn't you hear what boss said? Hurry up and move everything into your father's room!
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, brat!" Laozi doesn't want to take an 'early let off' like you as a brother! " Ye Tianci hastily interrupted Liu Ke and said with a disdainful sneer.
At this time, the subordinates he brought were all busy moving tables, so no one heard Ye Tianci's words. Liu Ke hurried forward with a flattering smile, "Boss, did you know that I was in such a situation? That's weird. I've looked for quite a few doctors, but they were useless? "
Ye Tianci smiled with pride, and pointed at the advertisement on the telephone pole beside him, "Did you see that? They specialize in all kinds of difficult cases.
Liu Ke's eyes lit up when he heard that. He quickly went up and stuck close to Ye Tianci. With a silver sword in hand, he said, "Boss, you're not bragging, right?"
"Of course! But my medical fees are a bit expensive! " Ye Tianci said with a proud smile.
"A medical fee?" Liu Ke looked troubled, but when he thought about how there were so many cute beauties that he couldn't do whatever he wanted, he felt as if a knife was twisting through his heart.
The reason why Ye Tianci was able to do what he did to Han Rongrong in the woods was because this guy didn't have any other choice. He didn't even react when he saw naked beauties, so he was just thinking about provoking Han Rongrong.
Who would have thought that they would run into Ye Tianci, and he was almost dissected like a little frog. The other two times he met Ye Tianci, he was robbed by the intrepid Ye Tianci. He really didn't have much money on him now.
"Boss, how much do you think it will cost?" There are too many things I can't afford! " Liu Ke muttered with a weak expression.
I only charged 1% of the property. If you had 100 yuan, 1 dollar would make me go see a doctor, but if you had 10 billion yuan, even if you gave me 90 million, I still wouldn't help! Ye Tianci sneered proudly.
Ever since Ye Yanran and his wife were kicked out of the Ye Family, he had seen too much wealth and heartlessness. Therefore, he treated people fairly. No matter who you were, I would only charge 1% for my treatment.
Liu Ke, who had a face as ugly as a fried dough twist, laughed when he heard this. He took out a handful of change from his pocket and laughed complacently, "Boss, I'm a bit embarrassed!" You might lose today, all of laozi's assets only amount to fifty dollars!
With that, Liu Ke pulled out a crumpled five yuan piece from the bag with a silver sword, "I don't need to look for more, just treat it as a tip!"
When Ye Tianci saw this, he was so angry that he wanted to directly kick this idiot to death. This fool without money had become your shameless capital, "What the hell are you doing being a hoodlum! The heck, your entire net worth is only fifty dollars? "
"Hehe, sorry, I didn't do well!" Liu Ke shook his shoulders and looked like a scoundrel.
"F * ck!"
Ye Tianci cursed as he clenched his teeth and grabbed the 5 yuan in the other party's hands.
"Boss, you're interested in even five yuan!" Liu Ke looked at Ye Tianci in shock.
"Clank!" Five dollars is not money! " Ye Tianci rolled his eyes at Liu Ke and said, "Follow me!"
If I had 5 yuan this morning, I wouldn't have been forced to take refuge in the men's restroom. I would have followed Guan Yao into the cafeteria to eat. Guan Yao was wearing a denim skirt!
If he had accidentally tied a shoelace or something like that during dinner, he might have been able to find out what Seventh National Male Middle School's goddess was wearing inside today! With such explosive news, if he sold it, it would just be enough for him to eat for a month!
When the two of them entered the simple clinic, Ye Tianci made Liu Ke lie down on the bed that had just been placed down. Ye Tianci didn't expect them to get anything good from these hooligans.
There was not even a mattress on a rusted spring bed.
"Lie on the floor, take off your pants!"
"Ah!" No way! " Liu Ke stared at Ye Tianci nervously.
"Afraid of wool, laozi has so many girlfriends lined up. Laozi can't even play with women anymore, how could laozi fancy you?" Furthermore, with your current situation, if I use a bit of strength, I'm afraid your hemorrhoids will explode! " Ye Tianci sneered in disdain.
Although this Liu Ke looks impressive on the outside, but eating some junk food outside all year round and resting irregularly also caused his hemorrhoids to be very serious. With the current situation, he has to explode at least four times a month, which is more pitiful than a woman.
"Boss, you can even tell that?" Liu Ke was shocked. If Ye Tianci was able to see that he was unable to do anything about it before, and if he still had some doubts about Ye Tianci's medical skills, then now, he was completely on his knees!
"Nonsense, should I add 5 yuan to treat it together?" Ye Tianci said with a relaxed smile.
Liu Ke's body trembled. He hurriedly took out a five Yuan card, "Get out of here, then close the door."
After Liu Ke said that, he took the initiative to lie down on the bed with his butt sticking out.
"You can't tell, but it's still pretty perky!" Ye Tianci smiled coldly and picked up a stick from the corner of the wall. It looked like it was a piece that was left behind after the mop was broken.
"Endure it!" It might hurt a little later! "
"No problem!" As long as you can regain your pride, even if you use your blade to cut me, I won't scowl! "
"En!"
Ye Tianci nodded slightly. Then, he stabbed forward forcefully with the stick that was holding onto his arm.
"Awoo …
A long, mournful howl came out of Liu Ke's mouth like the howl of a wolf. The thick mouth turned into a 'O' at this moment.
F * ck, how could I be so innocent? Not only was I cheated, my body was also lost. How could I still have the face to stay outside in the future!
However, this animal was really powerful! Why was there still a little pleasure?
Just as Liu Ke was feeling depressed, Ye Tianci patted on his shoulder in disgust, "Ok!"
"Humph!" "So it turns out that I was also an idiot. You even said that you would help me treat my illness, you big liar!" Liu Ke stood up and looked at Ye Tianci with a wronged expression. It was as if Ye Tianci had really done something to him.
"I will!" Get it straight! The person who just entered is not laozi! " Ye Tianci pointed at the bloody stick on the ground.
When Liu Ke saw it, his burly body swayed and almost fell to the ground, "I'll go! You used this thing to stab me? "
"Or what? Find a strong man for you? " Ye Tianci shook the ten yuan in his hand with a look of disdain.
"I... "Hai, forget it!" In the end, Liu Ke would still show some fear. Ye Tianci was too scared to say more, so he turned around and walked outside.
"Oh right, remember to help laozi promote it!" "Tonight, I guarantee you that you will be more brutal than a donkey!" Ye Tianci looked at the limping Liu Ke who covered his ass with his big hands and laughed happily.
Although he didn't earn that much, it was at least a good start! He believed that as the reputation of the patient spread, he would eventually have more patients and earn more money.
"Boss!" I know you are awesome! But you can't bully people like this! Just take a random stick and give it a poke. Just say that you've cured me of my illness, do you think I'm an idiot?! " Liu Ke, who walked to the door, suddenly turned his head and roared at Ye Tianci with tears in his eyes.