C5 Jiu ji ji nest

The girl didn't say anything as she pushed Xiao Lei away and walked straight into the house. Xiao Lei stared blankly before his face turned sullen once again. He pursed his lips and said in a low voice, "Rascal, scoundrel, bad thing!"

After entering the room, Xiao Lei had the expression of a wronged daughter-in-law that had been abused completely by her mother-in-law. He sat on the sofa and looked timidly at the girls that were walking around his house.

"My name is Zhan Dongyu, what about you?" After a circle, the girl introduced herself.

"Can I refuse to answer this question?" Xiao Lei looked at her weakly with sincerity.

"Eh?" Zhan Dongyu's eyebrows shot up. "My name is Xiao Lei. I'm 24 years old and I'm still unmarried." He stood up with a start and introduced himself. However, it was obvious that the last sentence, 'unmarried', had something to do with it.

"You don't mind if I move in?" Zhan Dongyu's words caught Xiao Lei off guard.

He did not say anything but slowly got down from the bed. He closed his eyes and resolutely threw out a sentence, "Come then!" I'm ready. "

"Faint Soul!" "Get up, get up!" Zhan Dongyu finally exploded. She rushed to Xiao Lei's side at an extremely fast speed, raised a foot, and ruthlessly stomped down on Xiao Lei's lower body by three inches. "Waa, you've lost all your children. You're so vicious!" He turned around and dodged Xiao Lei's attack.

A surprised look appeared in her eyes, but it disappeared in a flash. After half a breath, Zhan Dongyu's feet began to dance in the air, and he began to launch a blanket attack at Xiao Lei.

Zhan Dongyu's kicks were very methodical, and every time she kicked down, it looked as if she would kick Xiao Lei. However, for some reason, Xiao Lei would always dodge like a ghost servant.

Half an hour later, some sweat appeared on Zhan Dong Yu's forehead, while Xiao Lei continued to roll on the ground. After Zhan Dong Yu arrived, she looked at him in surprise, then stopped moving and sat down on the sofa.

"Hero, spare me!" The floor of my house is made of solid wood, "Xiao Lei wailed as he laid on the ground. His expression, his voice, was as if he had just met a landlord. His nose was snot and his eyes were filled with tears."

"Can we have a proper chat?" She hadn't even kicked him yet, but Xiao Lei was still begging for mercy. Wasn't this just too infuriating?

"Hey, why didn't you say so earlier?" Xiao Lei slapped his thigh and quickly got up before sitting opposite her. He placed his hands on his knees and stared straight ahead, his expression very solemn.

This was definitely a professional level acting skill. If they were going to take part in a movie, taking out an Oscar actor would not be a problem. Zhan Dongyu was clearly a bit confused; she had never seen a man with such a quick change in expression before.

"Tell me, how can I live here?" Zhan Dong Yu said seriously.

"Take charge of three meals a day, wash clothes, do some hygiene, rent me two thousand yuan a month and warm my bed every few days. Of course, can we negotiate this?" As soon as Xiao Lei started to speak, Zhan Dongyu was still able to accept, but the last condition made her eyebrows dance. Seeing his expression, Xiao Lei hurriedly waved his hand and explained.

"No condition, you have to agree!" Zhan Dongyu raised her eyebrows and breathed out. She shouldn't have spoken to Xiao Lei about conditions from the start. This guy was a donkey's and had to be slapped.

"Deal!" Xiao Lei reached out his hand and slapped it together, "Ah! His hand was broken! It was broken! "Ah! Hurry up and compensate me for my medical expenses, mental damage, and labor loss. Just randomly give me a hundred thousand for it, or I'll call the police and say that you broke my hand!" After Xiao Lei touched Zhan Dongyu's palm, he immediately retracted his arm as if he had been electrocuted. Then, he put on a painful expression as he rolled on the ground, his heart tearing as he screamed.

"Ahem, which room do I live in?" Zhan Dong Yu ignored him and turned around to look at the three bedrooms. Then, she pointed to the room Xiao Lei was sleeping in. "Hmm, this room isn't bad. It's very spacious."

"Ball!" Ball! "Sesame bag, ah, that's my room. Moreover, it's the master bedroom." Xiao Lei's voice was weak. He wanted to remind the other party that this house was his. As the master, of course, it would be the master bedroom.

"I'll move the things over later. Hurry up and clean it up." Zhan Dongyu didn't even look at Xiao Lei as she walked out of the room.

"Hey!" Hey! I am the owner of this house after all. It's fine if you don't pay the rent, but you still dare to take over the nest? "Be careful, I'll call the police, I'll really call the police!" Xiao Lei stretched his neck and shouted.

Zhan Dongyu continued to ignore him and threw him a thought, "It's fine if you don't want to pay rent, but why don't you give me some water and electricity?" You can't possibly let me take off my underwear, right? " Xiao Lei lowered his request. His tone also changed as if he was requesting something.

"Clang Dang!" Zhan Dongyu disappeared from his sight, leaving Xiao Lei alone in the room. His figure seemed bleak, and if a few more crows flew over his head, then he would be dead.

"Interesting! Interesting! " Xiao Lei suddenly grinned. He had originally thought that his coming days would be boring. However, Zhan Dongyu's sudden intrusion seemed to have added some seasonings to his ordinary life.

"The people laugh at me for being too crazy. I laugh at others for not being able to see it and not wearing it. I don't see any tombs of heroes of the Wu Tomb, nor do I see any wine or hoes for my fields!"

Two hours later, Zhan Dongyu was dragging a suitcase as she knocked on Xiao Lei's door. "We'll do three things in advance," Xiao Lei said as he stood in front of the door, half-closing it behind him. He was prepared to use this as a condition, but who knew that Zhan Dongyu would directly kick open the door and leisurely walk in.

"First, without my permission, you are not allowed to enter my room. Second, the toilet is priority for the lady in the morning. Third, the lady has the right to add conditions to it, over …" Zhan Dongyu faintly stated three conditions. Xiao Lei was dumbfounded, then he began to ponder. Then, he looked at Zhan Dongyu with confusion, "The first one, I don't have any objections. However, the second and third ones, I think there's a problem …"

"Eh?" Zhan Dongyu's long and shapely eyebrows slanted upwards as she waited for Xiao Lei's reply.

"I have a woman at home? "It's obviously two men. Moreover, there's a man who is extremely violent …" Xiao Lei added with certainty.

During dinner time, Xiao Lei felt an extremely uncomfortable feeling towards his new home guest. He was holding a bowl, and his eyes were completely black. Even so, his eyes were still constantly rolling around, as if he was thinking about something.

"What, can you be a bit gentler next time?" Xiao Lei said weakly, "I estimate that this house will belong to you in a month's time."

Zhan Dongyu didn't say anything. Instead, she picked up a pair of chopsticks and started picking through Xiao Lei's biochemical synthesis.

"One month from now, it will be the day of my death!" Xiao Lei raised his voice a bit, as if to protest against Zhan Dongyu's unrestrained violence.

"What are you doing?" Zhan Dongyu clenched her teeth and said.

"You can do it, you can go up. Anyway, I've always been like this …" Xiao Lei couldn't help but complain. It's already good enough that he could cook for you, but he's still being picky?

"Tsk tsk!" "I don't know how you survived …" Zhan Dong Yu looked at him with disdain. Then, she stood up and walked into the kitchen. After a while, the sound of a kitchen knife slicing something came from the kitchen.

"Uncle, I won't force you. How can I let you cook?" "Hmph, a foot higher, a foot higher!" Xiao Lei happily underestimated this sentence. However, this sentence seemed to be a bit premature, because, just as he finished speaking, thick black smoke drifted out from the kitchen, followed by the violent cough of Zhan Dongyu.

Xiao Lei flung himself off his chair and threw himself into the kitchen, wailing, "You can beat me up, but you can't burn my house."

A man and a woman climbed out of the kitchen half an hour later, their faces covered in oil. Xiao Lei suddenly looked at Zhan Dong Yu with an affectionate gaze.

Zhan Dongyu seemed a bit shy. Her red lips moved as if she wanted to say something, but she didn't know what to say.

"Promise me!" Xiao Lei said tenderly, "In the future, can you not enter the kitchen?"

The next day, Xiao Lei walked out of the room. Just as he was about to brush his teeth, a sharp gust of wind hit his face, and Xiao Lei, who was half asleep, immediately woke up. Then, with an extremely graceful posture, he raised his butt and gently fell to the floor in the same flat sand style as a goose. "I can't live this long anymore, I'm going to get a divorce, a divorce!" "" Otherwise, he would have committed suicide. He would have been beaten up so early in the morning, and no one would have been able to survive.

"Number four, you're not allowed to wander around the house wearing only a pair of shorts!" Zhan Dongyu clenched her teeth and added a new condition. After Xiao Lei heard this, he quickly slipped into the room. "It's a good thing I haven't slept naked recently, otherwise!" Thinking of this, his mind went numb. If it was really like this, then he would have burped on the first morning that Zhan Dongyu had stayed in. Was this a injustice?

In the following half a month, Xiao Lei was always worried and worried about spending time with Zhan Dong Yu. His life was blissful and painful, but to Xiao Lei, it was very coordinated.

After lunch, Xiao Lei sat on the sofa with his legs crossed and was reading the newspaper. Opposite him was Zhan Dongyu, who was eating snacks and watching TV.

Seeing that Zhan Dongyu was ignoring him, Xiao Lei continued to speak on his own. "Ai, this editor's writing is no good. Isn't it just a simple sentence?"

When Zhan Dongyu heard this, she turned around to look at Xiao Lei.

"Give me a night of passion in exchange for ten months of peace." Xiao Lei seriously said.