C1 My name is white crystal
Ever since my roommate, Aaron, successfully made an appointment on WeChat, I became interested in making friends on my cell phone.
My name is Sun Xiaosheng, and other people like to call me Monkey because of my name. But in reality, I am a fat and skinny boy, and my biggest hobby is e-sports. Usually, I like to play Single Monkey, and if I don't have a thousand monkey games, there are at least eight hundred of them.
After I applied for a WeChat signal, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and set my profile picture to Sun Wukong. I even gave myself a nickname of "Great Sage Sun", which was signed in this way: "Hey, demon, hand over your life!"
After knowing my name, my roommates all laughed at me for being LOW, but I didn't think much of it. I had always liked the role of Sun Wukong since I was young.
Unexpectedly, one morning in class, I was bored playing on my cell phone when I was suddenly joined by someone. I looked at the person's profile picture and saw that it was a pink skull with a bun on it. It was a very fashionable skull, and beside it was a nickname, White Crystal.
I thought it was fun, so I added her WeChat, but I didn't expect that chick to start yelling at me, "Damn monkey, where have you been all these years? I've been looking for you so much!"
"Did you recognize the wrong person?" Facing the first person who added me as a friend, I still felt a little uncomfortable. This is because I rarely play WeChat. The people who add me as a friend are usually the few guys who play well together.
The other party replied instantly, "I'm asking you, are you a monkey?"
From the sound of it, the other party seemed to be a girl, and I barely had the chance to exchange experience with her. After holding back for a long time, I typed a few words, "Yes, so what?!"
"I will come and find you at noon! Just you wait! " After saying that, the other person didn't reply to my message.
I thought, "It's not like you know where I am, it's really crazy for no reason. At this time, our classes are almost done, so my roommate, Hu Zi, said to me," Monkey, there's an answer meeting in the afternoon class. Do you want to come over to take a look? "
"You know, I might have to start a business competition with some of my friends in the department in the afternoon. We are currently practicing and preparing to enter our first Hero Alliance friendly competition next week. As long as your brother obtains a placing, I would like to invite you guys to a restaurant!" I patted my chest.
Hu Zi laughed, "Alright then, it's up to you then. I'll leave first. My girlfriend is still waiting for me downstairs!"
"Surprise yourself!" He's also one of the four great King Kong of our dorm. The only difference is, I'm a game house, he's an anime house, and Hu Zi likes to show love and affection to his girlfriend and give them dog food, while Ah Long, on the other hand, is quite handsome. Everywhere I go, I don't see anyone in the daytime.
In short, there were four oddities in our dorm, each of which had their own strengths. They were very famous even in the grade, and I was more used to coming and going alone. If I ate, I would go to the cafeteria with Old Bi.
It was now after class time at noon, and the number of people on campus immediately increased. The couples of the university students came and went, and they loved each other.
Because it was summer, most of the girls were wearing short dresses, and pairs of long, snow-white legs filled every corner. It was like a very beautiful scenery of youth.
Uncle Zhong, the security guard at the door, made a cup of strong tea and sat in the shade. He peeked around with a perverted look, sipping on his tea while sighing, "Youth!" It's good to be young! "
Everything around me happened according to its original trajectory. Just at that moment, I was about to head to the cafeteria to get some rice when a pair of breasts appeared before my eyes. My tiger's body shuddered, startling me so much that I sat down on the ground.
When I looked up, I didn't know when, but a beautiful girl had already appeared in front of me. This girl was about twenty years old, and her clothes were similar to those of other female students.
The body is also protruding, full of youthful vigor, and a pair of magnificent breasts, across in front of my eyes, let me greatly surprised.
I frowned as I looked at her and was about to turn around to head to the canteen. A lot of people in the surroundings also looked over, but at this moment, the girl suddenly shouted, "Monkey Sun, you've finally found you! I didn't expect you to be here!"
"Big sister, who are you? I don't think I've seen you before …" I murmured.
The other party's eyes were immediately filled with tears, "You, you beast! You obviously did such a thing to me, but you, you actually reneged on your promise! "
As soon as I said that, a large group of people immediately gathered around me. Many girls were pointing at me, making me feel really awkward.
"Did you see how this scumbag would do such a thing to such a beautiful girl, and now he actually pretends that he doesn't know her!"
"That's right, that's right. I heard that this trash of a man had gotten this girl pregnant three times and even miscarried three times. Now, he's actually going back on his word!"
"No need for that, you're all lying. I know this scumbag. He was the one who carried his girlfriend behind her back and killed her. Now that his girlfriend is here to settle the score, I heard that his girlfriend is already in the hospital heartbroken!"
All kinds of gossip and gossip filled my ears, making me want to cry but have no tears. I said to the girl, "Hey, beauty! We have no enmity today. How did I offend you? Can't I change it?"
"Monkey Sun, you …" "You clearly said that you would come back and find me. I've been waiting for you for such a long time, but you didn't come. Do you know that I look forward to your return day and night?!" Suddenly, the girl started crying loudly.
No matter whether it was right or wrong, it was basically the fault of the male students. I immediately said to the petrified Old Bi, "Brother, you go and eat first. I'll come and find you later!"
As I said that, I pulled my sister along a tree-lined road beside the canteen. At this moment, my sister smiled and said, "smelly monkey, do you remember me?"
"Right, my nickname is indeed Monkey, but I really don't know you. Beauty, you must have recognized the wrong person!" "Listen to me. Go back wherever you came from. If you don't know where you're going, go back to Mars. I think Mars is a good fit for you!" I said, covering my head.
However, the little sister did not say anything. She bit her lips and stared at me with her pitiful big eyes. Tears welled up in her eyes and it seemed as if tears were about to flow out again. Her lips started to tremble before curling up into an arc. Yes, what's your name? His name was... "Call me..."
"White crystal!" My sister's tears turned into smiles and she immediately jumped up and down. My body jolted and I immediately took out my phone to take a look, and indeed, there was a photo of her on Baijing's WeChat. I thought that such a pretty girl stole someone else's beautiful picture, but I didn't expect it to be her, but when I thought about it carefully, how could she be here?
White Crystal wrapped around my arm. "smelly monkey, dead monkey! I knew you wouldn't forget me! "
I looked at the White Crystal. She was indeed a 90% girl, her looks were all 90% female, and there was even one point with her character. After all, I didn't know her, nor did I know who she was.
But since her name is the same as mine, she's a character from a myths story, I claim that I'm part of it, could it be that this chick is a sick person from a long time ago, that she imagines herself to be a white bone spirit, and then imagines me to be Sun Wukong?
He found an embroidery needle and said, "That's right, I heard that you returned the Divine Needle to the Dragon King of the East Sea after you went to the Western Paradise, so I made Big Brother Niu decide to make a weapon for you. Although it's not as good as the Ruyi Jingu Bang, it's not much different."
After saying that, she handed me a black embroidery needle.
Holding the embroidery needle in my hand, the corner of my mouth starts to twitch. This isn't f * cking severe retard disease, but rather, his retard disease!