C2 I'm gonna give you a baby monkey!

I'm going to give birth to your monkey!

White Crystal looked at me with a smile and said, "You said [I love White Crystal]!"

"What?!" I stared at the stick, then at the crystal.

White Crystal covered her red cheeks and said shyly, "Tell me, this is a spell. I got Big Brother Niu to cast this spell personally. As long as you chant this spell, a very, very magical thing will happen!"

"You, you must be joking. Do you really think this staff will …" My smile soon froze on my face, because I saw that the embroidery needle in my hand had immediately turned into a staff of about 1.8 meters long. Furthermore, this staff was completely black, and there were a few small characters engraved on it that I did not recognize.

I shook my head, trying to tell myself that it was all a lie. That. "White crystal, I didn't expect you to be so versatile, you actually know magic tricks …"

"You're annoying. If you want to collect the sticks, then say something like" Crystal help me give birth to a monkey "! The Koreans will be restored to their original state! " White Crystal said shyly.

"Crystals …" "Crystal, give me a baby monkey." My mind was already blank, and the moment I said those words, the rod actually returned to its original state, and Baijing's face was flushed red. She covered her face and pouted: "smelly monkey, I hate you, if you really want to, then I will help you!"

As I said that, my fist strikes lightly towards me. The instant my entire body comes into contact with this fist, I felt as though my entire body had collapsed. I actually quickly fell backwards, knocking over a trash can before falling into a green belt.

My throat felt sweet and Nima spat out a mouthful of blood. Looking at the blood on my hands, I was dumbstruck and Baijing was even more cautious as she chased after me. She looked at me with concern: "smelly monkey, are you alright? Monkey, don't scare me! "

"Great, I didn't die." I don't know whether to laugh or cry about it.

At this moment, White Crystal rubbed my stomach twice. Suddenly, the pain disappeared and I felt that it was extremely mystical. White Crystal said, "smelly monkey, where are you going now?"

"Eat." I struggled to say. Towards this White Crystal, I felt that she was hiding a secret from me, but at this moment, it was not good for me to ask. At this time, White Crystal heard my words and said, "Dang Dang, look at me! I've already decided that you want to eat! Look what I've prepared for you!"

Why do I have to look at it? I'm flabbergasted. This … It turned out to be a bunch of bananas, and I wasn't very interested in bananas myself.

White Crystal smiled. "Do you like it?"

Happy... "Huanhuan …" Tears streamed down my face. At this moment, the White Crystal peeled a banana and stuffed it into my mouth …

It was at this moment that I suddenly discovered that there was a piece of jewelry similar to a bone in White Crystal's hair. At this moment, White Crystal seemed to have thought of something and said, "You can't let the other monsters know of your whereabouts, it's all your fault. I've offended too many people in the past, so if others knew that you've returned, they would probably gather together and swarm over to find you within minutes."

I asked dubiously, "Then can you tell me which department you're in now?"

Suddenly, White Crystal smiled and said, "This is a secret. Also, Big Brother Niu created a WeChat group. I've already pulled you in."

"Big Brother Niu, you're talking about Demon Ox?" My lips twitched as I said this.

White Crystal chuckled, "Yeah, who else could it be other than him …"

Her lips moved and her eyeballs moved as if she had thought of something. She immediately stood up and said, "I still have one more thing to do. I'll come look for you later! smelly monkey, you can't just sneak away like you did last time. Otherwise, even if it's at the ends of the earth, I will still find you! "

How could I dare to act rashly with such a sharp aunt? However, I am certain that she might have truly mistaken him for someone else. Thus, I tentatively said, "Right, Jing Jing, if you find out that I am not your enemy, what will happen to you?"

"I will kill you and then eat you." As she spoke, a very strange smile appeared on her face, and her pupils suddenly turned gold, "Do you want to say something to me?"

I was sure that I had really gotten into some trouble, and what White Crystal said didn't seem like a joke. I immediately said with a smile, "No, nothing, take care, aunt …"

The White Crystal let out a laughter that was like silver bells before walking off into the distance, leaving me alone in the green belt, dumbfounded … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …

I turned on my phone and a group appeared. This group was called [Thousand Monster Group]. When I opened it, a lot of information came out:

Demon Ox invited "Banyanjun" to join him …

Demon Ox invited the "Yellow Wind Monster" to join him …

Demon Ox invited "Enlightenment" to join the neo-demon horde …

… ….

I was dumbstruck as I looked at them. I thought to myself, "This is a concentration camp with a second disease. All of their names are extremely coquettish, making me sigh in admiration."

A short while later, the Leopard King cried out, "Ouch! I didn't expect that you would invite the Scorpion Girl in! It's such a great praise!"

"Hehehe, actually, I'm looking forward to the appearance of Jade Face Princess even more. Speaking of which, isn't Jade Face Princess and Iron Fan Princess engaged in a flame war right now? Did Old Cow decide who to choose in the end?" Nine Spirit Primordial Sage revealed a very vulgar smile.

"You old fart, you came out the moment you heard 'sis'. Hurry and send me a red packet!" He paused for a moment before sending another message. "Oh right, I heard from Little White that Seventh Bro might have found him. He disappeared for a thousand years, so I want him to pay a huge price for this!"

At this time, Nine Spirit Primordial Sage gave me ten red packets. According to my speed of being single for more than twenty years, I immediately snatched one from him. When I opened it, I was immediately dumbfounded.

The contents of the red packet turned out to be "scorpion essence's Holy Elixir of Honey".

However, the moment I snatched the red packet, the entire WeChat group exploded into an uproar:

Nine Spirit Primordial Sage: "F * ck, the Great Sage actually came back?!"

"Great Sage, f * ck, this bastard finally appeared. We still haven't settled the debts from that year!" The Gold Alloyed Panther roared.

"smelly monkey, that year you left my sister alone and you finally remember to come back?!" Spring Thirteen had actually appeared.

I immediately typed and said that I was not Sun Wukong, but I quickly thought of Baijing's words. "I will kill you, and then I will eat you …"

I felt a chill at my crotch and hurriedly typed out, "Hey, everyone's here. I, Old Sun, have a red packet now!"

But just as I was about to close the door, Nine Spirit Primordial Sage suddenly added me as a friend. I thought that isn't Nine Spirit Primordial Sage the Nine-headed Lion, the legendary Demon King, and immediately added him as a friend. Nine Spirit Primordial Sage also immediately sent a smiley face: "Monkey, can you give me the scorpion essence's honey … I accidentally sent the wrong message just now. Of course, I will not treat you unfairly. I will give you other things in exchange … "

I was speechless and typed, "Ninth Master, do you have any good items?"

"Not much. I spent a lot of effort to get this honey from the scorpion essence. It still has her smell on it. This old man will give you a marriage contract that I swindled from Yue Lao. This is a good thing, it can guarantee that you won't have a single peach in one day. " Nine Spirit Primordial Sage felt very pained.

I thought it was just a game of snatching red packets on WeChat, it wasn't really a big deal, so I generously said, "Alright, then I'll send it to you, please wait!"

I immediately forwarded the original red packet. I was also puzzled. Since when did WeChat have so many messy features? But very quickly, I received a red packet. When I opened it, it was indeed a piece of paper called the [Marriage Talisman].

I tapped on the map for a while and opened it, but the paper icon quickly disappeared. I felt that something was wrong, but I didn't pay attention to it. I closed my phone and walked towards the cafeteria.

However, I didn't expect that someone just happened to walk out from the cafeteria on the second floor. That person was none other than our Qingshan University's Arts Department's Flower Department, Guo Kexin.

It was said that this girl was currently training in the model class in Qingshan City. Last year, she even received the title of the City Model Two Award, and she looked like a famous celebrity with the surname Yang.

I heard that the people who are chasing her can queue up into a long line, and there is no lack of rich second generation and government second generation. Every time she goes out, there would be all kinds of luxurious cars lining up to pick her up.

Guo Kexin's character was as famous as her outer appearance. She was known as the number one ice beauty of Green Mountain University for the past hundred years, and it was rumored that there were no boys who could make her smile sweetly. If there was someone who could make her smile slightly, she would probably be able to appear on the front page of the newspaper for an entire month.

I admire this kind of woman, but I don't have any ambitions. I am also very clear on the fact that an identity like mine is equivalent to the heavens and the earth to her.

She was just on her way down the stairs, and I was passing by them, and I just looked at them and went on to the canteen.

However, before I had even taken two steps, I suddenly heard a scream coming from the stairs. I raised my head and didn't know when, but Guo Kexin's legs suddenly twisted.