C1 Transmigration how dare she lie on her knee
I, who have no house or car, can't marry a wife or a reporter, so the monthly fee is less than two thousand.
That day, while I was waiting for the subway at the platform, I switched on my cell phone, intending to catch up with the last episode of The Ultimate Cooking Sage.
He only had this little hobby!
Just watch this poor kid slapping the face of a rich second-generation bad guy in this series, "The Limits of the Kitchen Saint".
The male lead, Chen Yiming's catchphrase, "Don't bully a poor youth!"
As a spectator, I felt very good!
The passengers suddenly moved, and a little girl in school uniform hurriedly popped her little head out from behind the crowd waiting for the subway. She brushed past me and knocked my phone away.
"Make way." she cried, squeezing forward.
Perhaps, because of her quick movements, she was unable to control her body. In front of me, she actually couldn't stop her feet and landed on the platform!
"Ouch!"
I leaned close to the sharp edge of the platform and found her lying in the center of the rails.
At this moment, a ruthless electronic voice came over the loudspeaker: "The subway is about to arrive. Passengers, please stay away from the edge of the platform."
Everyone present understood that with this little girl's body, she wouldn't be able to climb onto the platform by herself. Furthermore, the subway and the platform were inextricably linked. Once the subway arrived, her ending was obvious.
Under the exclamations of others, I jumped off the platform's edge that was flickering with cold light. Hugging the little girl, I lifted her up without caring how soft it was when I held her in my hands!
The sound of the train rumbling could be heard from afar, as if it was a death knell.
But she, in my hand, is still a little too far away from the platform!
At this time of the year, the rumbling gradually increased in volume.
Not good!
With all my might, I carried the little girl to the platform.
Immediately, two men pulled her up.
Feeling relieved, I reached out to climb to the edge of the sharp platform under the admiring gaze of the passengers on the platform.
However, I could hear the sound of the approaching car. Only then did he realize that the death god's talisman was already behind him.
There was no place to hide.
As my eyelids dropped, I found myself lying on the platform. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see that my lower body had been crushed into mincemeat by the car and the platform.
I know that I am going to die, but I don't know why, but I am completely calm, whether in anger or fear, I can't find any emotions at all.
Perhaps it was the brain that had lost the ability to produce these emotions.
On the platform, the title song of "The Ultimate Cooking Saint" played on her phone was intertwined with the little girl's call.
"Uncle?" "Uncle!"
"Wake up!" Wake up! "
Finally, the vision faded away, and the sound faded away. Then, all that was left was darkness.
At this moment, I was conscious.
But he couldn't see anything, couldn't hear anything, couldn't see much in the dark …
He did not know how long he waited alone in the darkness.
How long...
Suddenly, there was light ahead!
I couldn't help but stretch out my consciousness to touch the light.
Happy! For some reason, he felt as if he was alive again!
The back of his head was soft, as if he was lying on something very comfortable. There was even a fragrance that he had never smelled before?
Suddenly I realized. Well, maybe we can get rid of the 'as if'?
To be able to escape from that loneliness, did it mean that he had survived?
With such extravagant questions, I greedily feel the outside world and listen.
"God doesn't have eyes! This menacing fellow actually survived? Susu! Why are you bandaging him and letting him rest on your lap? "
"We might as well just let him die. I don't want him to mess with you after he comes back to life. "
A clear and malicious voice sounded in my ear.
That's right, malicious!
Due to being born poor, I am very sensitive to malicious intentions. I vaguely think, whose family's rascal girl is disturbing my sweet dreams?
I tried my best to ignore the malicious voice as I moved my finger.
He carefully pinched his thigh. Yes, he could feel pain.
He was actually alive.
According to his last memory, he was obviously cut into two by the subway!
What about that soft little girl? Is it safe?
A gentle voice rang in his ears.
"Xiaoli, don't be like this. After all, this happened in our restaurant."
This time, the person who spoke was clearly softer and more compassionate. It was also a woman's voice, although he didn't know who she was talking about …
What restaurant? Didn't I get into trouble at the subway station?
And her voice seemed to be right above me?
Trying to move the back of my head against the soft object below me, I try to open my eyes with intense curiosity.
His clothes were swaying in the air, covering his line of sight. He tried his best to get past them, but when he looked up, he found that there was a woman's pointed chin above the arc of his clothes!
The words were clear and melodious from this chin.
"No matter how bad he is, we can't just leave him here to die. After all, he is a human …"
He couldn't help but want to echo this gentle voice.
On closer look, the two familiar silhouettes in front of me, aren't they the ones that were yearned for but didn't have the opportunity to be so close, and can only be seen in a close distance in Shimamoto's action movies... He continued to look up!
She was wearing a high hat. Was she a chef?
The girl's beautiful chin was right in front of his eyes when he was lying down. Her chin was above his head, and there was even that outline … Didn't this mean that he was enjoying the knee pillow?
As I thought about it, I couldn't help inhaling the clear aroma of Fairmont from the side of my nose.
It was rare for a woman to choose to become a chef, so I took a few extra glances at the face above.
The only thing that made him feel hazy was the attractive curves of his body. The clothes on his head were bulging and swaying, blocking his sight. It was hard to tell what his face looked like.
In the room, besides me, there were two women, an electric fan suspended from the ceiling.
Ye Zichen didn't know that just by peeking at them, he was noticed.
A waitress stood next to me. She noticed the commotion and gave me a look. Then she opened her cherry lips and pulled on the wrist of the female chef who was lying on top of my head. She pointed downwards.
The female chef immediately looked down, which is where I am looking!
When she saw that my eyes were wide open and I was still lying on her lap without saying a word, she frowned, or maybe it was because of their current position that she suddenly asked, "Are you awake?"
"She …" Where is she? " I moved slightly, vaguely wanting to raise my head to look, but before I could see what soft barrier I had hit, I fell back again.
Fortunately, the back of his head also had a soft spot on it that didn't hit the ground. There seemed to be a strange fishy smell coming out of it.
However, before he could figure out where it had landed, he felt an excruciating pain coming from his chin, causing him to groan.
"Lie still. After bandaging your wounds, if you move, your wounds will rupture again. "
I don't know where this disgust came from, but I don't know if I stole the screws from her house or robbed her little sister's candied fruit...
"Why am I still alive? What about that girl in school uniform? How is she? Is there anything wrong with your body? " I asked worriedly.
It wasn't easy to save someone, and it seemed like he had to pay with his life. I don't care what happens to me, at the very least, I hope that the other party will still be alive!
The waitress who was addressed as "Xiao Li" immediately sprayed on my face, "Young Master Li!" You were beaten up. If you don't bandage her in time, she might bleed to death, but you're still thinking about the little girl's body! "
I heard her whisper in contempt, "You actually won't even let go of those wearing school uniforms! You really have a perverted nature! "
Hearing this, I innocently choked. I didn't know how to refute this' Little Chili Pepper 'like waitress.
He was obviously in a subway accident, why did he have to listen to the other party's words?
Did I get beaten up like this? Furthermore, she even called me "Young Master Li"?
This was the first time he, a poor diaosi, had ever enjoyed such a title!
"Hey, do you remember where this is?" The waitress, Xiaoli, said without a trace of politeness.
What the hell! This room looked unfamiliar! It's not a hospital! Were these two female kidnappers the ones who took me here?
However, wasn't it bad to be turned away by this gentle chef girl who had her head on the pillow?!
Sensing my confusion, the beautiful chef went up to Xiao Li's ear and told her to find someone. Perhaps my confused state of mind made Tender as she was difficult to deal with.
Only after Xiao Li had pushed the door open did the female chef let out a sound as if something was wrong with the back of my head.
She gently helped me up before suspiciously asking, "You …" I can't remember anything? "
How could he not remember anything? I clearly remember the scene before I died!
Just as I was about to refute his words, my gaze falls on the mirror before me.
The mirror is right, it is my position!
However, the "person" reflected in the mirror did not resemble him?
"Beauty, can you help me over there?" A favor has made me polite.
But when the beautiful chef heard this request, she was actually frightened to the point of trembling! It was just like how a little white rabbit could not hide its fear when facing a big bad wolf.
However, she still carefully helped me up and sat in front of the mirror.
Now he could see it clearly.
The person in the mirror is definitely not me.
It was easy to recognize.
Because the face in front of the mirror is much more handsome than I am!
I feel a little incredible beating at this new face and new body. This strange body is actually me?
Thinking about it, there was no reason for him to survive being crushed by the subway.
Judging from this, was he returning the favor by lodging the corpse?
Regardless of the reason why he was still alive, his heart, which was filled with the feeling that he was going to die, was filled with joy. Even if he could no longer use his previous identity …
If that was the case, then no one would be able to find any flaws. I cautiously lowered my head, intending to first determine where I am!
They spoke in Chinese, saying that they had not yet passed through the Earth and were moving towards the universe.
"Which city is this?" I asked.
The door to the restaurant was slammed open and the waiter walked in with the wind. He said to me coldly, "Don't play tricks on me!" Li Xinghe! Even if you pretend to be pitiful, Sister Su will not believe you again! "
"Li Xinghe!" I felt inexplicably repulsed, but I didn't spit it back out. It wasn't because the other party was a woman, but because the name 'Li Xinghe' couldn't be more familiar!
Isn't that the worst villain of the series "The Ultimate Cooking Sage" that I've watched before?
Her heart shuddered and her body trembled.
Am I a bad guy in the play? The only thing I'm looking forward to is someone coming out of a corner with a video camera and telling me it's just a prank!
But the pain on my body is real, and my handsome face has a hint of evilness in it. Not a single thing doesn't tell me that I'm not joking, that I've really become Li Xinghe!
Even in the movie, it would be difficult for Li Xinghe to find a second good-for-nothing young master to gamble with, eat, drink, or play with women. It made people want to slap their faces when they saw him!
He didn't want to believe it. He especially wanted to escape from reality!
However, he must have somehow transmigrated into the television series "Extreme Cooking Saint"!
In the second half of "The Ultimate Chef Saint", it completely followed the urban drama's pattern. Li Xinghe who "I" became was constantly seeking death, repeatedly haphazardly sending money, beauties, and nobles to the main character, continuously using his own viciousness to show how kind and righteous the main character was!
Even though he didn't see the last episode in order to save the little girl. However, according to the last episode's tempo, Li Xinghe would undoubtedly die!
He had died before, and now he was dying again? Or was it a disreputable way of dying? He wanted to cry, but there were no tears!
No!
What's even more hateful is that I remembered the plot that happened right now. The hedonistic son, Li Xinghe, played tricks and used "that kind of medicine" in an attempt to get the body of the female protagonist, getting exposed and getting beaten up by the male protagonist on the spot!
No wonder he was covered in wounds!
Judging from this tone, this gentle female chef, could it be the female protagonist?
He couldn't see the face clearly just now, but now look carefully at that pretty face!
Who else could it be other than the female lead, Su Zhanyue?
Subconsciously, I turned my head to ask for an autograph. But Su Zhan Yue quickly covered his chest with his hands and took two steps back! No matter how she looked at it, she didn't look like she could give her fans an autograph.
It was only then that I remembered who the real female lead was on the other side — Su Zhanyue!
Unlike the female celebrities I met in my previous life who I had been looking forward to and yet never had the chance to meet.
After calming down a bit, he still couldn't help but think of something terrifying.
In the movie, the protagonist Chen Yiming gave the medicine to the heroine, Su Zhanyue, and then stuffed it into the mouth of the unconscious Li Xinghe.
As he thought of this, he rolled his tongue. As expected, he discovered a strange, evil smell!
As I accidentally allowed myself to be sucked in, I felt a warm current suddenly surge within my body, seemingly wanting to obliterate my consciousness!
After thinking hard, should he be full of ugliness next?
He remembered that in the movie, Li Xinghe had taken his' that 'medicine and became clear-headed. The heroine Su Zhanyue had successfully escaped, while Li Xinghe had jumped on her as soon as she saw her, in an attempt to do those unspeakable things.
At the same time, the female lead, the second and third female lead, who originally had a favorable impression of Young Noble Li, became even more contemptuous of Li Xinghe, who loathed the idea of "starving for food"!
Once upon a time, when I saw this rich second generation being slapped in the face, I felt incomparable joy in my heart! So cool!
Today, when he experienced it himself, the taste was equally hard to describe.
— Who will save me!