C9 The Village Head's Eyes Were Red
"Village Head, this little bastard doesn't have any money in his pockets. He can't afford to buy an expanding agent like this!" "Haha!"
The team leader had to go and pick a tomato and a cucumber. He handed the cucumber to Village Chief Pi and said with a shy face, "Village Chief, this cucumber is very big. It's both tender and brittle. It's not firewood. How about you try it?"
"Ga beng!"
The village chief took a bite and chomped on it, "Marla, this cucumber is super sweet, and there's even a smell!"
Ga beng beng!
After a short while, the large cucumbers were eaten by the village chief. This girl had a mouth of water that was three feet long. She thought to herself, If it wasn't for the villagers watching, I would definitely have rushed over to pick up a basket and brought it home to eat!
By the way, you can also take it to the town and give it to a bunch of officials there to have a taste of.
This old fox had eyes all over his body, so he quickly came up with an idea. Therefore, he designated the village chief, the Millennium Bug: "You, drive your family's three bungee truck over here, and bring a few more baskets!"
The Thousand Year Bug was confused, "Village Head, what are you bringing a basket for?"
The leather cannon smacked him on the head of a thousand-year-old bug. "Idiot, I told you to bring a basket, just a basket. "Why are there so many questions!"
A group of envious villagers giggled and asked, "Village Head, what are you bringing a basket for?"
Cough cough!
The leather cannon put on a righteous look, placed its hands on its hips and said, "It's like this, these crops here grow strange. I'll ask someone to take a sample later, and then I'll ask the city's agricultural experts to test it. Is there a problem? "
"Sure, no problem!" After hearing that it was a sample collection test, the owners of the several fields had no reason to object.
Seeing Wang Hong Chang being so secretive, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away to pick herbs.
After spending half an hour in the mountains, they met several wild beasts along the way, as well as a wild boar that came out to look for food. But strangely, when these beasts saw him, it was as if they saw the King of Hell and fled in panic.
With regards to this matter, Pi Ergou understood that the Ghost Slayer Seal and Divine Firmament Seal both took in imps, nourishing the Dharma seals. The magic power of the Firmament Light Fire Rune, which was used to chase away wild beasts, had greatly increased. When it upgraded to a level where there was no need to seal, the wild beasts would automatically scatter when they smelled the strange smell.
Ergou couldn't wait any longer, so he found the base. He was not in a hurry to dig up the treasure. Instead, he took out the Illuminating Light Fire Inscription and imitated a cat's gesture as he begged for a spiritual rain.
As the magic power spread to the sky, a large group of rain clouds appeared out of nowhere. Wu Yang and Wu Yang took up their position above Pi Ergou's head.
The Rain Requesting Technique would consume a lot of physical strength, and this fellow was almost tired out to the point of becoming a dead dog. Seeing that the rain had arrived, he hurriedly hid under the eaves of the temple. When he looked up, he only saw rustling sounds as the rain began to fall.
The spirit rain came and left as fast as it came.
After a while, the sun outside shone down again, and they saw a patch of wild leaves, dripping wet and glistening with drops of water.
Half of the base of the ancient temple was hollowed out by them. If they dug a few more times, they would be almost done.
Pi Ergou made up his mind. He would go to the Nine Star City's Medicine City to take a look. He would find some seeds and plant them in the ancient temple.
Just like that, Pi Ergou stopped digging and returned home.
When he got home, he put on some clean clothes and went out to take a left turn.
The Incense Lotus was the village's little widowed sister-in-law. She was thirty years old this year and was pretty. She was also very young, and was on par with the unmarried girls. The previous year, because of the advanced stage of liver cancer, the husband died soon after. She had a son who was studying in a village elementary school. The fragrant lotus flowers were unwilling to part with their son and had never remarried.
At this time, the sun was at its hottest part of the day. Pi Ergou walked all the way to the entrance of the Xiang's courtyard. Seeing that the door was ajar, he stepped inside.
The courtyard was large and filled with dark green grapefruit. Just as he was about to speak, a sound came from the grapefruit grove.
"You! What are you trying to do? "Let me go, if you don't let me go, I'll …" In the blink of an eye, the woman's mouth turned into a muffled moan.
Pi Ergou was greatly shocked. This soft and tender voice was that of the Incense Lotus!
Damn it, this sister-in-law Yang Liu's waist and hibiscus face, she looks just like a beautiful woman to eat. She was a widowed sister-in-law, and she had no men in her house. She was a hooligan and a hooligan in broad daylight!
He hid behind the teak tree and stuck out one eye, wanting to see who had the guts to come here in broad daylight and pick on her.
It would have been better if Pi Ergou had not seen it. However, when he saw the Three Corpses God, he jumped up and down. He saw the crippled man at the village health station, nicknamed Lao Qu, with his big name being Lan Yifeng. The dog was holding the joss stick with one hand and the joss stick was leaning against the wall with a helpless look on its face.
Lao Qu thought that he did not know who was in the world, so he continued to talk nonsense, "Lotus, there are no men working in your house, so let me take your man's place. To relieve the boredom of a woman is my specialty! "
Sssii! *
The Incense Lotus' shirt was torn to shreds and immediately revealed itself.
"Wow, that's good, that's really good. I like it!" The old crutch was so excited that his face lit up with a smile of satisfaction. He was about to pounce on him.
Tap, tap, tap!
Pi Ergou strode forward and stretched out his claws to grab the old man by the back of his neck. Like a chick, he lifted the old man and mercilessly threw him against the wall.
With a dull thumping sound, the fat old man made a big kiss like a mud wall, bulging a big hill.
"Who? Who hit me?" After a moment of confusion, the old man's blurry eyes finally focused on Jiao Er, seeing clearly who it was.
Whoosh!
Seeing that it was the village jobless Pigu Ergou, he jumped up with an expression full of contempt. "You despicable thing, you have no money, no parents, you live in a muddy house and wear tattered clothes. How dare you fight with me? F * ck, die! "How dare you ruin my plans, I'll kill you!"
"Do I have the money or not? If you want to bully my Lotus Blossom Sister-in-Law, you have to see whether my fist agrees or not! " Pi Ergou clenched his fists and looked back at him with disdain. He thought to himself, miaow meow, I'm about to go to heaven. This shitty little thing, it's a doctor. It can't even move a girl, how can it lose face for its ancestors!
"Your fist, does a little brat like you have a fist? "Damn it, let's see if your fist is as big as mine or not!"
The old man was tall and big, and his arms were as thick as a grown man's legs. Clenching his fists tightly, he gave off a feeling of fear.
If this was before, then Pi Ergou would not dare to provoke these hooligans.
"Then let's do it, what are we competing for!"
Seeing that the two men were about to start fighting, Honeysuckle shivered. She was so scared that her face turned pale. "Ergou, you can't beat him. Don't worry about me. Run!"
"Haha, watch my punch!" The old man laughed sinisterly as he swung his sledgehammer at Pi Ergou's face, sending him whizzing punches.
A stream of energy flowed into Pihou's fist, aimed at Old Bend's incoming attack, and collided with him!
Ah!
With a thump, the old crutch was pushed back by Ergou's force. It was pushed back more than ten steps before it finally fell to the ground.
His face contorted and his face paled like a sheet of paper. Looking at the two fingers that were snapped, he cried out in pain.
"Do you still want to be beaten up? Scram!" Pi Ergou chased him away. As if he had seen a ghost, he crawled up with a frightened expression on his face and ran off with his tail between his legs.
