C16 The primitive physiological hygiene course
The young man from ancient times, was he really that innocent?
I couldn't help smiling.
Second brother Lao San also laughed when he saw me. Both of them were a little puzzled, both of them looked at each other, but no one made a sound.
"Second Bro, he's really not bad, not bad at all," I forcefully patted him on the shoulder, and said happily, "He's stronger than your Big Bro. Hmm, a little stronger!"
The second brother was still confused and mumbled, "Where …" "Strong?"
Where? Unwilling to answer this "sharp" technical question, I asked directly, "Did you dream at night of something you didn't dream of?"
The second brother's body clearly shuddered as he raised his head to look at me. "Big brother, you …." How do you know? " Astonishment was evident.
Lao San was clueless as to what was going on, he asked his second brother, "Second brother, what did you dream of? "It can get this wet!"
"N-nothing good!" The second brother's face grew even redder. He was truly ashamed and angry.
"Hehe," I laughed, just as I was about to explain to the curious Lao San about physical hygiene, seeing that my second brother was begging me with a pitiful look in his eyes, nevermind, this second brother's face is too thin, can't he do it with his own little brother?
Thus, I straightened my expression and waved at the second brother. "Little bastard, go change your pants. If you hold on for too long, it will affect your growth!"
The second brother answered with an "Oh." Then ran back to the bed in a daze. He took out a set of clothes from the wardrobe and put them on.
"And you, kid, put on your clothes and listen to your big brother's earnest teachings!" I ruthlessly pushed Lao San away, pushing the dazed brat away.
While the two of them were in a fluster on the bed, I pulled open the two doors and slit them open. Then, I stretched out my hand to take the ink and paper from Zhao Cheng who was standing blankly in front of the door. Then, I indicated that he did not need to wait any longer.
What was the use of this ink and paper? I had a faint feeling that the two kids would ask me a difficult question and thus, I used a pen and paper to describe their appearance.
He threw the brush and paper onto the book, and poured some ink into the inkstone. After grinding it a few times, he turned around and gestured for his two well-dressed brothers to sit down.
"Actually, it's a normal thing to be a man." When they were properly seated, I pushed open the closed window and let the summer breeze in. The cloudy air in the room began to slowly flow.
Facing the doubtful gaze of the young man, I actually felt a bit guilty. Even when I faced my younger brother from my previous life, I didn't have the chance to personally tell him about this matter, even though it was supposed to be my father's duty.
Speaking of my infamous father, I sighed heavily in my heart. But as my steps became lighter, I decided to go deeper, to explain in detail and in a euphemistic way, "How did people come about?"
Ma Tie was startled, but he immediately blurted out, and quickly replied, "Mother was conceived in October."
I nodded and shook my head. "Just mother is enough? If that's the case, then why should Father be of any use? "
Ma Xiu glared with his eyes, and did not speak further.
Ma Tie seemed to have thought of something, and his face couldn't help but flush. He probably wanted to say something, but after a few coughs, he finally swallowed his words and lowered his head.
I looked at her two little brothers — this purity was completely directed at me — and felt quite gratified in my heart. I thought back to when I was a young man, I would also be such a good one!
"People say: 'Father's blood, mother's blood, ten months pregnant', in which 'mother's blood' refers to mother's flesh and blood, and 'father's blood' is something that your second brother shed in the morning."
The second brother seemed to have understood something and nodded slightly.
However, Lao San took the initiative to ask, "But Big Brother, this' fatherly spirit 'is something that only men would have, right?"
"Of course," I thought to myself. At this time, the male comrades in Thailand should still be the real deal, right?
"Then... How did the so called 'father spirit' combine with the 'mother blood' to produce a baby? " Lao San was a good student, so his studies were naturally limited to things that had nothing to do with learning.
"Nice question, only someone as pure as Lao San can ask!" I praised him, but I was a little worried. This little brother had just turned ten years old and was now telling him if there were any negative effects? As for the second brother, his expression was a little awkward, but he still kept his head lowered without saying anything. He should know by now. Thus, I changed the topic, "You are still too young, so it's useless to speak out to you now. Wait until you can also pee on your bed like your second brother, then Big Bro will tell you in detail."
Even though Lao San was curious, being rejected by me because I do not have the qualifications to do so, he could only feel unresigned in his heart.
"Wait a minute," I said, remembering that I had just taken a pen and ink. I turned and reached for a pen, dipped it in thick ink, and pulled out a piece of paper.
On the left was a short, thick rod with a slightly thicker head than the middle. At the bottom of the rod were two similar balls.
On the right was an inverted, narrow eye, and from top to bottom was a small eye, an eye, and a faint chrysanthemum.
Thick ink heavy color.
But the vivid image had a profound meaning.
Of course, it was subtle enough.
I took up my pen and wrote two small words on both sides of the door: "Male" and "Female".
Simple and clear.
Both young and old understood.
He knew very well.
Then I set down my hair and blew gently on the piece of paper. The paper flapped loudly, and I smiled in satisfaction. "Do you recognize this job on the left?"
Second brother Lao San nodded as well. Lao San felt a little embarrassed.
"The so-called 'fatherly spirit' is born from between these two eggs. If it is cut, it will die out in a lifetime," I said, ignoring the vulgarity of words. "That's why the eunuchs of the royal family who serve their master are always castrated like this."
"Ugh!" The two of them subconsciously shrunk their necks.
"And corresponding to the words of a man, this is the lower part of a woman. Of course, this is a simple map, the real part is a bit more complicated," I touched my chin, and hesitated a little, "The top part is the urethra, and the bottom part is also behind the two of you, understand?"
Nodding.
"The middle acupoint is most important for today's lesson, the lower body of the woman," I said as I twisted a strand of hair at the back of my head. "When your man's words entered from here, what spurted out was, yes, the 'father's spirit' entered this acupoint and fused with the 'mother's blood' in the depths. Only then would the child be conceived in October and given birth to a baby. "So, you understand?" I let out a breath. The so-called critical part is actually very short.
The second brother nodded.
"I have a problem." Lao San raised his hand.
My heart skipped a beat. "Speak."
"If 'father essence blood' is produced by these two eggs, then what about 'mother blood'?"
"In the depths of this place, there is a room called 'The Palace's Cavity', in which there is a nest that specializes in producing 'mother's blood', basically being born once a month," I scratched my head. "Therefore, it corresponds to the second brother's legacy essence today, and when a girl grows up, they basically also bleed every month, but what they bleed is not only some pain, but also chaos."
"Then did elder sister go through with it?" Lao San chased relentlessly.
"Cough cough, big sister, you're so old now, you should have started flowing long ago." I glared at him and urged him, "Are there any more problems?"
"There's one more."
I waved him off.
"That thing of mine is so soft, how can I control it to enter there and even spray out something?" I bet he would definitely not ask this many questions during Jia Fuzi's lessons!
For adolescent mental health, I am willing to give.
"When you are two years older, you will know that at this time, your words will become long and thick, no longer soft, and will no longer be soft. It will not collapse and will become much easier to control when it enters a woman's body. As for the shooting, after you enter, you still need to go in and out and twitch, "I gestured a few times." When you reach the limit, you'll feel comfortable to the peak, so naturally you'll just shoot — well, that's when you and your wife slowly exercise and nurture them, so you don't have to think too much about it right now.
"I understand, I understand," Lao San nodded like a chick pecking rice grains, and sincerely praised.
I sweat a little.
Actually, there is nothing wrong with using this thing as a 'battle formation' for real weapons. I was just saying a few meaningless words in advance.
However, he had heard of masters who reached a certain level, thinking that if a man or woman slept on the same bed, they would get pregnant.
As the saying goes, our country is a great country with vast resources. Strange and bizarre things happen one after another. All kinds of strange and bizarre things happen one after another.
I can only bow my head in respect.
