C1 Radish

At a military base, a missile brigade was in the process of launching a missile experiment.

Suddenly, as the missile neared its target, the data changed. The missile deviated from its target and flew across the sky, dragging a blazing flame with it as it headed in the other direction.

The base was suddenly in a state of chaos.

"Command the anti-aircraft missiles to intercept them!"

"Reporting, captain. It's too late. The missiles are shooting down on some farmland."

"..."

In a farmland, a young man's eyes rolled around, looking around to see that no one was around, he jumped into the turnip field in the farmland and picked up a few big radishes, he shouted excitedly, "I haven't eaten Earth's radish for a long time, it's really a memorable experience."

"Do you like turnips?" "Above the young man's head, the shadow of a head could be seen. It was a square face with wrinkles all over. There was always a cold glint in its eyes, as if it was smiling but not smiling. It looked very evil.

"Nonsense, you don't know, I've been away from Earth for hundreds of years. In the past, I really liked eating radishes, and I thought I would never be able to do that again. I didn't expect that I could eat them now."

"Just eat it, something fell from the sky."

"So what? It's not that big of a deal. We're afraid of these ordinary birds." The young man didn't even raise his eyes as he ate the radish.

A massive explosion. Instantly, the mountains trembled, dust flew into the air, and smoke filled the air. A huge flame engulfed the young man.

The surrounding farmers were alarmed by the loud noise and rushed towards the source of the noise.

As the group formed a human wall around the farmland, they were surprised to see a man standing in a huge pit in the farmland. His clothes were tattered, his clothes were black, and he had half a radish in his mouth.

"Damn, I only ate a few radishes, what need is there to blast it with a cannon? … Sigh, what kind of cannon is this? It's so powerful." King Raksha, do you know? " The young man was asking about the shadow above his head, a shadow that ordinary people would not be able to see.

King Raksha crooked his mouth. "How would I know?" Don't you know that Zhang Junbao is from Earth? "

The person who was called Zhang Junbao was me. He shook his head, and a few parched hair immediately fell down, "I didn't see what he looked like, how do I know?"

"Uh, long, somewhat similar to the radish you ate."

"Ah, since when did Earth create radish cannons?... Sigh, wait, could it be missiles? Damn, it's only a radish, to actually use a missile to attack me. "Sigh, that's not right. Since when did farmers know how to use missiles?" Naturally, I didn't know it was due to the misfiring of the missile unit. Sigh, it's been hundreds of years since they left Earth. I never thought that it would change so much that even farmers can use missiles. I wonder what kind of terrifying weapon the real troops are using.

"I think you shouldn't be talking about it here. Hurry up and go. Of course, if you want to stand here and let others see you for free, I don't mind." Luo Sha laughed sinisterly.

I snapped out of my daze and realized that the surroundings were filled with people. All of them were looking at the monsters while pointing their fingers at me. Not far away, there was the sound of an ear-piercing siren and the whistling of airplanes.

The problem is getting bigger, I really don't understand. After eating a radish and creating such a big problem, I had no choice but to hurriedly run away. After which, a black blur disappears before the stunned gazes of the crowd.