C13 Embarrassment
After some time, Tian Xiaobao suddenly trembled and spat the cow into Wu Yinlan's mouth.
Wu Yinlan swallowed several mouthfuls and smiled shyly, "Are you comfortable?"
"Good, this is f * cking good!"
After Tian Xiaobao found Principal Huang's cell phone number, he dialed it. Unexpectedly, when Huang Jiashan saw that it was a stranger calling, he ignored him. Little Treasure had no choice but to use Teacher Wu's cell phone to call someone.
After hanging up the phone, Tian Xiaobao sent Teacher Wu away and told her to visit Aunt Xiang's house. As for him, he turned off the headlight, leaving only the dim bedside lamp on. He covered himself with a blanket, disguised as Mr. Wu, and waited for the door of the Huang family mountain.
After a while, he heard the sound of brakes coming from outside Wu Pilan's courtyard.
Woof!
Before Wu Pilan's big yellow dog could make any noise, a meat bone was thrown over. The big dog picked up the fragrant meat and bones and started chewing on them.
President Huang sneaked a glance around to make sure no one had spotted him before he strode into Teacher Wu's yard with his hands behind his back.
Once inside, Principal Huang could no longer hold up his position and locked the yard's door like a monkey. With an excited expression, he ruthlessly rubbed his hands. Suddenly, he thought to himself, "Haha, Wu Yinlan, this beautiful young lady, I have been planning for three years." No matter how chaste she was, wouldn't she be taken down by me?
Thinking of Wu Yinlan's towering peaks, Principal Huang's mouth gushed with water for three feet. Due to his overexcitement, the moment he crossed the threshold, a "plop" sound was heard, causing Principal Huang to fall flat on his face.
And Wu Yinlan. The beautiful young woman was hiding outside the window of his bedroom. At this moment, when she peeked in through the window, she saw with her own eyes that while taking off his clothes, he was also displaying an anxious expression. He was so infuriated that she felt that this old thing was disgusting.
Principal Huang, bare-chested, stood in front of her bed and said with a wretched face, "Yinglan, even though I am very old, my ability in this matter is like a barrage of barbs!" "Ba-!" Better than your family, at least. We're all old acquaintances. Say it, what posture do you want? "
Principal Huang was excited, seeing that the person in the bed did not want him, he slapped his thigh and said: "Ai, look at me, a monkey who is so anxious. Teacher Wu is a proper and traditional beauty teacher, that is definitely a classic missionary! "Teacher Wu, are you ready? Come on, let's have a three hundred round battle tonight!"
Sssii! *
The bulky body climbed onto Wu Yinlan's bedside, grabbed her hand and threw away the thin summer blanket!
Tian Xiaobao immediately sat up and was about to reveal his identity. Unexpectedly, the body that had climbed up, without even looking, pounced like a wolf or tiger, and landed on Tian Xiaobao's leg.
Opening his mouth, he started to chew on Wu Zhangkong's thigh. Then, he heard Huang Jiashan's mesmerized breathing, "Oh god, Teacher Wu's leg is so white. I want, give it to me, I want you! "AHH!"
Huang Jiashan clawed at the air and realized that something was not right. He was scared out of his wits. He rolled on the ground with a clank and fell to the ground.
"Principal Huang, aiya, you're the principal of a small village's main hall, you're Jinzhi, you didn't hurt me, right?" Seeing Principal Huang in such a sorry state, Tian Xiaobao couldn't help but laugh.
After putting on his clothes, Huang Jiashan quickly calmed down when he realized it was the father, mother, and wild dog, Tian Xiaobao. He opened his eyes wide and swore loudly, "Little bastard, you dare to tease this principal. If this Principal doesn't smash your butt, this Principal is not a human! "
Tian Xiaobao slipped out of the bed and his cell phone lit up. He chuckled and said, "Principal Huang, don't be so agitated." Let me show you something, I can guarantee that you won't have the slightest bit of temper after seeing it! " As he said that, he made a few gestures and the image of a naked woman appeared on the screen. Then, the girl appeared. It was none other than the village beauty teacher, Wang Xiangxiang!
Following that, the potbellied man also revealed his face. It was none other than himself!
He even asked Wang Xiangxiang if she was strong or not.
Wang Xiangxiang replied that Principal Huang was very strong, very good. You're asking him to use force!
She talked about how he had been promoted from the head of the Education Bureau to vice president.
Not only that, he even had a name.
Such fierce urination, once reported to the city's education department, would undoubtedly be a fatal blow to Huang Jiashan.
At that time, not only would he fail to become the principal, he might even be sentenced to death if he were to find out about the dirty deeds he had done.
After making a sound as if he had been shot to death, just as Xiaobao predicted, Principal Huang couldn't vent his anger no matter how big of a temper he had.
Xiao Bao, you are my nephew according to seniority. We're family, we can talk things over. Tell me, what do you want? As long as I can do it, I'll definitely do it for you. You want money, I'll give you money. If you want a woman, I can even deliver it to your doorstep! "
Cough cough!
"Principal Huang, look at what you're saying. I was born in a small village, and you were my principal before. You make it sound as if I'm so despicable. I don't want anything! " Tian Xiaobao looked at Huang Jiashan with disdain. He thought back to how much prestige Principal Huang held in the past and how much respect he received in the local area. If not for Teacher Wu exposing the inside story, he would have thought that President Huang had such a noble character.
Who would have thought that this old fogey would seize the teachers' salaries and use his power to bully the teaching staff!
"Ah?" "You don't want anything, you can't. What do you want to do then?" Hearing this, Huang Jiashan felt a burst of fear and trepidation. No matter what, he had to deal with this troublesome brat in the shortest time possible.
"Hoho, Principal Huang, tell me, what do you want me to do? Don't you know what you did to Teacher Wu? Don't play dumb for me! I don't need to teach you what to do next, do I? " Tian Xiaobao said to himself in satisfaction. He thought to himself, f * ck, I told you to go around causing trouble for women, I only need one move to make you obedient.
"Ah?" If that's the case, I'll help her pay Teacher Wu fifteen thousand yuan! " Principal Huang decided on the spot.
Huang Clan Mountain's weakness was in the hands of Little Treasure, so even if Little Treasure had the Mind's Eye, it would still be useless. Obediently, he took out his phone. After a short while, Wu Zhangkong received a red packet for transfer. Tian Xiaobao seemed as if he was afraid that the fifteen thousand yuan would run away. He quickly counted and confirmed that the salary was in his wallet. Only then did he heave a sigh of relief.
"President Huang, the reason you are paying Teacher Wu is because of your personal matters. Under your leadership, Teacher Wu has been receiving such special treatment from you for the past few years. Don't you want to reward her a little more? " This fellow was well-known for being clever and smart. The next thunderbolt he tossed out gave Principal Huang a huge shock.
"Ah?" "Awards, rewards?" In the heart of Huang Clan Mountain, it said that this little brat, he was definitely going to eat this father, f * ck your mother!
However, a wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him. The little bastard had pinched him seven inches off, and even if he had Sun-Monkey's Seventy-Two Transformations, he still wouldn't be able to do anything to Little Treasure.
In terms of rewards, it was definitely a promotion for Wu Yinlan.
It just so happened that Little Qing Wang Xiang Xiang was yelling about becoming vice principal. Once Wang Xiangxiang was promoted to vice principal, the position of head of the Education Bureau would become vacant.
After some calculation, Principal Huang pretended to have a bitter face and said, "Little Treasure, I'm just a little village principal." On the surface, he was a principal, as if he had great authority. Actually, to be like me, I'm just a fart in front of my peers in the town. How about this? No matter how powerful I am, I don't have the authority to make Wu laoshi the head of the Education Bureau. What do you think?
F * ck, a guy surnamed Huang still wants to fool me at a time like this!
Thinking this way, Tian Xiaobao did not beat around the bush. He turned around and left, indicating that he would ignore him.
Seeing that this bastard wasn't satisfied, Principal Huang hurriedly took a step forward and stopped him with an unnatural expression, "Xiao Bao, don't go away. We can talk things over if we have something to say. "Then tell me, how long can you be satisfied with Teacher Wu?"
"Vice President!"
"Ah?" "This, this …" Principal Huang's expression turned even more unsightly. According to the water curtain's arrangement, there could only be one principal and two vice principals. No more than that. He was the principal, with a monthly salary of eight thousand yuan, and the vice principal with a monthly salary of five thousand yuan. He didn't have that much ability. If he could create three vice principals, then who would be able to pay him?
At present, there were two vice presidents in the small village. The reason he dared to agree to Wang Xiangxiang's offer was because he wanted her to be the new vice president. It was with great difficulty that he managed to apprehend the disciplinary violation of a person who was serving as Vice Principal. It wasn't like that, even Wang Xiangxiang didn't have the time to arrange it.
"President Huang, that girl from the Wang family has only been here for a year. Teacher Wu has worked in the village for seven or eight years, so what right does Wang Xiangxiang have to become the vice principal while Teacher Wu can't?"
"This, this... Little Treasure, you heard what I said. I promised Wang Xiangxiang that I would make her my servant next month. "If I dare to throw her out, I won't be the principal if she makes a ruckus!"
"This is your problem, you decide!"
"I'll go out and make a phone call." With a bitter face, Huang Jiashan went out to make a call. As soon as he left, Wu Yinlan squatted down excitedly and said breathlessly, "Little Treasure, you are awesome." Help me get my salary back and make me the principal. F * ck, hurry and touch my ass!
As he spoke, Huang Yilan quickly took out the bullet, allowing Tian Xiaobao to frantically touch it. After a while he said, "Little Treasure, touch my ass!"