C3 I hate being mistaken for a couple or something!

He took off his pants in front of the others, and I saw that his thighs were all white and dark...

There were even people openly swapping out large Band-Aids. Damn, I can't hold it in anymore, I'm going to have a nosebleed!

When I saw this, my face turned red, and my heartbeat quickened.

"You're lucky." Chen Shimeng whispered into my ear. She seemed a little embarrassed, her rosy cheeks were alluring.

"Shimeng, didn't you want to go to the toilet?" I asked, blushing.

Those people had average looks, so they didn't look too satisfied.

Chen Shimeng probably knew what I was thinking, so after glaring at me, she went to her own private room.

Aren't we supposed to share the good stuff?

I continued to look at the beautiful scenery. Perhaps it was because my eyes were burning hot, but a few girls felt embarrassed and whispered, "Crazy girl." After saying that, they covered it with their hands.

...

When class started, the head teacher walked into the classroom. Due to his illness two days ago, this was the first time he showed up in front of everyone.

The homeroom teacher was an old man wearing glasses. His hair was a bit gray, but he looked energetic and had a scholarly air to him.

He simply greeted us and introduced himself. His surname was Deng, and we could call him Teacher Deng.

Old man Deng spoke up slowly, "Whoever I call now, anyone will stand up and introduce themselves!"

"Chen Mengshi!"

It is my honor to be the first to call out this little cutie who has just become my girlfriend.

Chen Mengshi didn't panic. She reckoned that this kind of scene was just a small matter for her. She confidently smiled at everyone and said, "Hello everyone. My name is Chen Mengshi and I'm 17 years old. I like to make friends. I hope that I can become a teacher in the future. Thank you!"

After saying that, Chen Mengshi sat down, followed by thunderous applause.

As expected, beauties had a huge effect!

Of course, it was also because the jealous female classmate whispered to herself, "What are you pretending for, you bitch." Something like that.

I was very angry when I heard that. How dare you insult my girlfriend?

After that, the other students all gave scattered applause.

"Zhang Yuhan!"

Old man Deng read me. To be honest, I feel embarrassed to introduce him in front of everyone.

"My name is Zhang Yuhan, thank you everyone." After I vaguely said that, I wanted to sit down.

Old man Deng muttered, "Hmm, this form shows that there was a mistake. It was clearly a woman, but why is there a man written on it?"

I was extremely embarrassed. In order to preserve my remaining dignity as a man, I stood up and said loudly, "Teacher, I am a man!"

However, I can guarantee that no one will believe that voice.

Old man Deng froze for a moment before he laughed. He clapped and said, "Student Zhang Yuhan has a very good sense of humor. Everyone, please give me your applause and encourage me."

Everyone immediately started clapping. There were even a few bold boys who secretly whistled at me.

It's simply dull. I'm so ashamed that I want to find a hole to hide in. You don't have to bully people like this!

Initially, I wanted to live a low-key life. But now, after causing such a ruckus, the entire class recognized me. Old Deng, remember this: I'm not done with you!

The last one I read was Li Zhiyuan. After he stood up, he looked at me with an evil smile.

I actually had the illusion that I was electrocuted. This bad guy is really handsome. He's a ruffian and seems to be a good girl who is always being spoiled by this kind of people.

Of course, I couldn't have liked him. What a joke! I have a girlfriend, how could I fall for a guy?

"My name is Li Zhiyuan, and I'm the captain of the basketball team." At this point, he actually rubbed my head and used a move to rub my head.

I didn't have the time to react at all. Before I could slap his claws away, I heard him say, "Zhang Yuhan is my girlfriend. I hope everyone doesn't have any thoughts about her. Otherwise, I don't mind sparring with you all."

I jumped up like a cat whose tail has been stepped on. I glared at him while gritting my teeth. "Everyone, don't listen to his nonsense. I have nothing to do with him!"

Recalling how Li Zhiyuan ignored me when I first started school, I didn't have a good impression of him at all.

What, I can't be friends with him, let alone a girlfriend.

Please, how many times have I stressed this? I'm a boy.

Even if it's not the kind of kid I am, it doesn't stop me from being a boy. It seems far-fetched, but I don't care.

"Alright, alright. The two of you stop flirting and sit down." Old man Deng smiled in a kind manner. He patted the podium to calm everyone down before continuing, "Teacher is not an unenlightened person. We are all second year students. I don't object to having a relationship."

"My goddess has finally found a place to belong to me. It wasn't easy for me to fall in love, my soul is faint." A certain otaku pounded his chest in pain.

Damn it, everyone actually believed Li Zhiyuan's nonsense. Old man Deng was the main culprit. How could he say that I was just flirting with him? It's unforgivable.

Then he looked at Li Zhiyuan with a smile on his face, as if he was a lowly person who had achieved his goals.

I feel wronged!

In class, only Lin Shimeng gave me some comfort, only by staying by her side could I feel the presence of a boy.

After class, Lin Shimeng came to find me.

She openly took my hand, touching her smooth small hand, I am quite satisfied.

I raised my head and rolled my eyes at Li Zhiyuan, as if saying to him, "Do you see this? This is my girlfriend!"

Li Zhiyuan only smiled.

It was like hitting a sponge with all my might. It was really hard to vent my anger.

Lin Shimeng pulled me out of the classroom, not forgetting to tease me, "Let's go, my young miss. What are you still looking at, don't tell me you think you're his girlfriend?"

Damn it, how could Lin Shimeng learn to be bad?

I let go of her hand to show that the baby was unhappy and in a mood.

Lin Shimeng giggled and shook my arm, acting like a spoiled child, "Alright, don't be angry, hubby!"

This call of the husband was so sweet, but I was touched.

I was satisfied and gripped Lin Shimeng's small hand tightly.

I had thought that holding Lin Shimeng's hand would help me find a sense of masculinity, but the bad guys on the way were all talking about how beautiful girls were and what kind of girls they were.

It was simply too infuriating!

Lin Shimeng brought me to a small shop beside the school's cafeteria, which sold all kinds of daily necessities and things that you could understand.

I never expected Lin Shimeng to bring me to buy this kind of thing.

When I walked to the sanitary products section and saw the large Band-Aids that were filled to the brim, my face reddened. I didn't want to be too embarrassed.

"Xiao Han, what brand of hygiene do you use?" Lin Shimeng was making fun of me.

I glared at her with a blush. "Stop joking around!"

Lin Shimeng giggled, "Xiao Han, if not for the fact that we were in the same class from the first year of high school, I would have thought you were a girl. You're so cute!"

What the hell was this name Xiao Han used!?

I was so embarrassed that I didn't know what to say. Being teased by a girl like that and yet unable to retort, how shameful!

Lin Shimeng took a large Band-Aid from the shelf and stuffed it into my hands, saying, "Xiao Han, this brand has a soft breath and strong water absorption, a girl must have it."

This guy, why did he tell it to me? I don't need it, but it's a good choice to use it as a cushion for my shoes!

It was like I was holding a bomb. I didn't want to get too upset. I had to carefully observe my surroundings as if I was worried that someone would see me.

In the end, the thing that I was most worried about still happened. At this moment, I saw Li Zhiyuan walk over here.

I wanted to return the big Band-Aid to Lin Shimeng, but I found her hand in her pocket.

Helplessly, I could only turn my head away, hoping that Li Zhiyuan wouldn't notice.

However, I still underestimated my charisma. Someone with a perfect temperament like mine, even if I stood 100 meters away, there would still be people who would sense my existence.

I was slapped on the shoulder. I turned my head and saw Li Zhiyuan's handsome face.

"What a coincidence, you also came here to buy things." After Li Zhiyuan finished speaking, he stared at the large Band-Aid in my hand with an evil smile.

He must have misunderstood something. I hastily explained, "I did not use this item!"

"I understand." Li Zhiyuan smiled even more happily.

Ah, I can't take it anymore. Bring me my treasured dragon-slaying sword!

At this moment, Lin Shimeng, who was standing at the side, interrupted, "Student Li Zhiyuan, this is a women's area, how can there be any coincidence? Don't tell me a boy like you also needs something like this?"

Li Zhiyuan embarrassedly smiled and then sternly picked up his bag's big Band-Aid, "Right, I bought it for a shoe pad. Aren't we going to have military training tomorrow? This thing absorbs sweat. It's pretty good to be used as a insole. It's very comfortable! "

With a face full of black lines, I listened to Li Zhiyuan bullshitting. This guy's skin is even thicker than the city walls.

You can even say such words. Hey, there are girls here!

If I had Li Zhiyuan's face back then, I'd probably be a beauty in the harem. No matter what, I was still a pretty boy before this!

The one who was at a disadvantage these days was an honest man.