C24 This Is a Chicken

"Creak!"

The wooden door groaned open, its hinges protesting with a piercing noise. Willett emerged, sporting two massive dark circles under his eyes, the picture of frustration.

"What a tragedy! To sleep with my wife all night and still be a virgin!"

Willett's heart ached silently. He was irked to learn from Janet that her period wouldn't end for another two days