C2 A fierce mother
"Little He, I heard that you're 'that' special, is that true?"
"How could that be? Aunt, don't listen to the nonsense of others." Liu Xiaohe was a little embarrassed, and his face was a little red. "Oh, sorry about that, I heard from the food guarantee that you guys met when you were bathing in the riverbed."
"No, Aunt, don't listen to Baofang's nonsense. He was wrong."
"If I'm not wrong, I'll touch it." Before Liu Xiaohe could react, Wang Sanmei's hand had already covered Liu Xiaohe's body.
"Yo, this is a rolling pin?"
Wang Sanmei laughed as she touched her food, her face turning purple from laughing. "Aunty, take your hand away, don't let anyone see you."
Wang Sanmei was still chuckling, her eyes turned as she said, "Little He, Aunt touched yours, do you want to touch Aunt's? I can't let you suffer a loss! " Wang Sanmei said as she puffed out her chest.
Liu Xiaohe looked at her bulging chest, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and stutter: "I want to … "I want to touch it."
"Then you let my aunt touch it again?" "I haven't really touched it yet!" Wang Sanmei was overjoyed in his heart, secretly looking forward to it.
"Ah?" Still touching? That. "Then forget it, I won't touch it." Liu Xiaohe swallowed his saliva while looking at Wang Sanmei's chest reluctantly.
Wang Sanmei could tell that something was up just by looking at him. Just as she was about to open her mouth to persuade him, Qian Shunfa's voice suddenly came from afar, "Sanmei, where are you?
Wang Sanmei did not expect Qian Shunfa to return at this time, she anxiously stood up from the ground and tied up her clothes, and then shouted: I am lecturing this brat Liu Xiaohe, he came to our house to steal fruits again.
Qian Shunfa followed the voice and walked in front of the two, holding a rabbit that was not very fat, and upon seeing Liu Xiaohe who was sitting on the ground, he kicked him from behind.
"Rabbit, you came to steal fruits again? Why do you keep coming to me when you aren't eating your family's watermelon? Hurry up and f * ck off, if you let me grab you again, I'll kick your butt to mush. "
Liu Xiaohe sat on the ground for a long time, feeling less pain in his legs, he stood up and patted on the dirt on his butt, and then fiercely dug a few holes in Wang Sanmei's chest, and then chuckled at Qian Shunfa, and limped out of the orchard.
Liu Xiaohe owned a piece of watermelon land, he was there every day and had eaten his fill long ago. Everyday, he would take advantage of the time it took for him to go back home and eat lunch at Qian Shunfa's house to go eat some fruits. He felt that the fruits were much more delicious than the watermelons.
He walked towards the village with a limp. When Liu Xiaohe arrived at the village, it was already past noon, and many people also carried their hoes out of their houses and started to walk towards the village. When they saw Liu Xiaoheyi's limp appearance, they couldn't help but chuckle.
"Hey, what happened to Little He? Did someone catch some woman sleeping?" "Why is my leg so lame?" The person who spoke was called Huo Da Bao, Liu Xiaohe was the most annoyed one, he ran to his house and borrowed a few times but did not return the things, the hoes on his shoulders were all borrowed from Liu Xiaohe's house.
"I went to watch your woman bathe in River Gap. Wow, that was fun." Liu Xiaohe's mouth did not hold back, causing the people beside him to laugh out loud.
"F * cking little bastard, your mouth doesn't know what to say. Be careful that your father might break your leg too." Huo Dabao was a little embarrassed. After all, he was still an elder. Being teased like a kid made him angry.
"What son of a bitch dares to break my Little He's leg? Let's see if this old lady will beat you to death." A woman in her forties walked out from a courtyard on the side of the road. It was Liu Xiaohe's mother. Liu Xiaohe's mother was called Miao Cuihua, other than his body being a little fat, he could still be considered Zhou Zheng. At this moment, she was holding a kitchen knife. It was obvious that he came out after hearing Huo Dabao's words.
"Yo, sister-in-law, I'm just joking with Little He, why are you being so serious?" Seeing the kitchen knife in Miao Cuihua's hand, Huo Da Bao couldn't help but shrink back. Miao Cuihua was famous for being intrepid in the village, how would he dare to fart in front of her?
"F * ck, I dare you!" Miao Cuihua scolded again, and looked towards Liu Xiaohe. What happened to your feet? "
"It's nothing. I went to the orchard just now to eat some twisted fruits. I just wiped them with alcohol and everything is fine." Liu Xiaohe was also very afraid of his mother.
"Rabbit, drill into their orchard all day. Be careful not to eat you to death." After Liu Xiaohe finished his lunch, he went to bed and stretched his back comfortably. His leg felt much better after wiping the wine. It didn't hurt much anymore.
"Don't go to the watermelon fields in the afternoon, let your father watch. If you go to the Zhao Dafa family to help, his son will definitely get married tomorrow, and have a lot of work to do."
In Yang Zhuang Village, there was a custom that whoever goes to get married don't even need to pay for their work, and can even get some good food. Hearing that, Liu Xiaoheyi immediately jumped off the bed and onto the floor, without feeling any pain in his feet, he quickly ran back to Zhao Dafa's house.
Zhao Dafa's son was called Zhao Tie Zhu, and he was the same age as Liu Xiaoheyi. Everyone in the village called him Stupid Zhao. His brain wasn't very bright. In rural words, it was a bit weak and lacked a string. His father was worried that he wouldn't be able to get a wife in the village, so he spent a lot of money to go to the outer village and tell him about the marriage.
Marrying at the age of seventeen or eighteen in the countryside was very common, if it wasn't for the fact that Liu Xiaohe was famous for being able to cause trouble, there would definitely be a lot of people who proposed marriage to him.
Actually, the reason why Liu Xiaohe was so happy to go to Stupid Zhao's home was not only because he could eat good food, but also because he could see his elder sister Zhao Yan.
Zhao Yan was the same age as Liu Xiaoheyi. When they were in the same class at school, they were in the same class.
"Yo, Little He is here?" Come in, come in. " Upon seeing Liu Xiaohe, they pulled him into the courtyard with a laugh, then took out the big front door and gave one to Liu Xiaohe. Liu Xiaohe did not stand on ceremony as he took the match from his pocket and lit it up. Then, he took a deep breath and blew out a cloud of smoke in an intoxicated manner.
"This one with the filter is really smoking." Liu Xiaohe laughed, and then said: "Congratulations, looks like you can get a big fat grandson next year. "If you have anything to do, just tell me. I know anything."
These words caused Zhao Dafa to be all smiles, the wrinkles on his face had become as one. "Aiya, that child Little He is good at speaking. Take this cigarette and smoke it. No one is going to split the firewood yet. Why don't you go and split the firewood?" Zhao Dafa said as he stuffed the remaining half of the pack of cigarettes into Liu Xiaohe's hands while chuckling.
Liu Xiaohe responded but he did not move his feet, he continued to look around the house. But what made him disappointed was that he did not see Zhao Yan, nor did he see the Stupid Zhao in the room.
"Yo, Little He also came to help?" There was a huge pot in the yard, and a few women were picking vegetables. Liu Xiaoheyi saw that Wang Sanmei was there as well, and his eyes couldn't help but sweep towards's crotch.
Once they saw Wang Sanmei, they immediately thought of what had happened in the afternoon, and all of them stood up straight, propping up their crotch.
"Yeah, Second Aunt, I'm here to help too." Liu Xiaohe quickly bent down and walked forward, and casually replied. He did not want others to see his current predicament.
"Little He, you're still sleeping alone in the melon shed at night?" Liu Xiaohe's embarrassment did not escape Wang Sanmei's eyes, and he chuckled as he asked Liu Xiaohe.
Not knowing what Wang Sanmei meant by that, Liu Xiaohe nodded slightly. Seeing Liu Xiaohe nod his head, Wang Sanmei's face revealed a trace of an unintentional smile, and said: "Then you better watch out tonight, don't let a fox spirit hook you away."
After saying that, the few old ladies all burst out laughing, causing Liu Xiaohe's face to flush red. They did not dare say anything, but picked up their axes and started to chop the wood as hard as they could, as though they were using all of their shame on the axe.
What made Liu Xiaohe depressed was that he did not look at Zhao Yan for the whole afternoon. When they were eating, Stupid Zhao came back with a piece of tree branch in her hand, and a few small fishes were stuck on top of them. Her entire body was drenched, and she shouted as she walked, "Father, look, I've caught quite a few fishes."
"I wonder which family's daughter married this fool. It's truly the misfortune of eight lifetimes." Wang Sanmei stuffed the food into her mouth with one hand, while the other hand reached down and covered somewhere where Liu Xiaohe was.
Liu Xiaohe, who had originally been listless, suddenly straightened his body when he was grabbed by Wang Sanmei, scaring all the people who were eating nearby into a jump. ")))) "You brat, why are you so shocked? You nearly scared me to the point of peeing my pants."
Liu Xiaohe never thought that Wang Sanmei would be so daring. There were more than ten people at the table, if it were not for the tablecloth blocking the way, people would definitely watch.
Originally, Liu Xiaohe did not want to sit at the same table as Wang Sanmei. Wang Sanmei stuck to him like glue, sitting right next to him.
As if nothing had happened, he covered Liu Xiaohe with his hands, while laughing and talking to others, he increased his strength, not caring about Liu Xiaohe's reaction speed. Even if Liu Xiaohe was caught, he dared not reveal it to the public, otherwise the people at the table would definitely be laughed at and die.
Originally, because he was afraid that Liu Xiaohe would not have any reactions, but when Wang Sanmei used his strength, Liu Xiaohe felt that it was unbearable.
was startled when she felt Liu Xiaohe's change, and even her hands stopped moving. In the afternoon, Wang Sanmei did not touch anything when she was at the orchard, but she roughly felt that Liu Xiaohe had more to show for it than his own man.
Wang Sanmei could feel his heartbeat from Liu Xiaohe's voice, and it quickly spread to her own body. Her heart almost jumped out of her chest.
Wang Sanmei was ecstatic, there were very few treasures like Liu Xiaohe, if there was a chance to taste it, it would be equivalent to ascending to the heavens.