C7 First taste
"Take it back and eat it. I don't want your money, I'll take it whenever you want to eat it. It's free of charge." Liu Xiaohe said straightforwardly as he placed the watermelon at Zhao Yan's feet.
"I didn't notice, you're quite open-minded." The two watermelons were too big, Zhao Yan was unable to pick them up at all. Liu Xiaohe held them up from the ground, and said: "How about I send you home? These two watermelons are too big, you can't hold them."
Zhao Yan nodded slightly as she brought the watermelon over to Zhao Yan's house. Liu Xiu's family members and Zhao Dafa's family members were all sitting in the courtyard chatting. When Zheng Fan saw that Zhao Yan and Liu Xiaoheyi had returned, he was a little unhappy.
"Yo, Little He, you even brought a watermelon over. Quickly take a seat and rest. First, smoke a cigarette." Zhao Dafa smiled and handed Liu Xiaohe a cigarette. Liu Xiaohe took it and lit it himself, then said: "I'm not going to sit, Uncle. You guys continue chatting, I still need to go back and look."
With that, he nodded towards Zhao Yan's family. When he saw Zheng Fan, he frowned, but did not say anything. He turned and left Zhao Yan's house.
"F * ck, that Zheng guy is always screwing around with me. He'll definitely hit his son when he gets the chance." Liu Xiaohe spat at the ground and thought fiercely. What Liu Xiaohe did not know was that he did not manage to pull Zheng Fan off, but Zheng Fan had hit him hard enough.
By the time he reached the grass shed, the oil lamp in the grass hut had already been extinguished, so Liu Xiaohe did not care. He was just about to enter the door when he saw a white shadow inside. He was immediately startled and took a few steps back.
"F * ck, did I encounter a ghost?"
Liu Xiaohe was extremely frightened, and his body was even trembling a little. He looked around and picked up the pick that was leaning against the door. If that ghost dared to pounce at him, he would fight with everything he had.
That white shadow was also scared stiff by Liu Xiaohe, and with a cry of "Ah", he also retreated a few steps back. It was obvious that he was quite frightened as well.
"Who?" Liu Xiaohe's voice also trembled a little. The two hands that were holding the pickaxe were also trembling slightly, and a layer of fine hairs on his forehead started to sweat. Is it Little He? I'm your Third Plum Auntie. "
Hearing the voice of the white shadow from inside, Liu Xiaohe felt relieved. That voice belonged to Wang Sanmei. Furthermore, she was wearing white clothes, and if not for Liu Xiaohe's guts, he might even be scared to the point of peeing his pants.
"Aunt?" Why did you come here in the middle of the night? You even blew the light out, are you trying to scare me to death? " When Liu Xiaohe went to send Zhao Yan off, he did not bring his flashlight. He struck a match and walked into the house, lighting the oil lamp.
"How am I trying to scare you? Your oil lamp went out the moment I entered the room, and I don't have any matches to match with so I can only wait for you here." I wanted to go out and see if you were back, but I didn't expect you to be at the door. "
Hearing that, Liu Xiaohe knew what Wang Sanmei was doing here. He must still be thinking about his big bird. That day, Liu Xiaohe almost caught him.
"Aunt, no, you should go back. What if there's someone else?" "I don't want others to see. If others find out about us, how are we supposed to stay in the village?"
At this time, Wang Sanmei had already recovered from the shock she had just received and poked his head with her finger. What the heck are you afraid of? Wasn't it an accident that your father came yesterday? "Before I came here, I saw your dad coming home. He didn't play any tricks today, so your mom definitely won't kick him out again. Who else would come?"
"Come on, come on, aunty can't wait any longer, I just want you to do it." As she said that, Wang Sanmei grabbed onto the vital parts of Liu Xiaohe's crotch. When Liu Xiaohe grabbed Liu Xiaohe, Liu Xiaohe immediately felt his entire body being relaxed, the mental defense line that he had just built shattered without a trace.
Wang Sanmei acted as if she had only been here for a few decades, and ripped off her pants. Looking at the divine tool Liu Xiaohe was exposing in the air, Wang Sanmei couldn't help but take a deep breath.
"Hey, Little He, don't you feel like it has grown up again?"
"Is that so? I feel just the same. " At this time, Liu Xiaohe remembered the scene when he was in bed with Wang Sanmei last night. "This one."
Wang Sanmei laughed, and then casually untied her pants, revealing her small patch of forest. "Little brat, you're even more anxious than me today."
Liu Xiaohe only knew how to giggle foolishly. Wang Sanmei was actually even more anxious than him, as she pushed Liu Xiaohe onto the bed in accordance to the scenes he had played before. After that, the female Overlord began to play with chickens, and accompanied with a low hum.
The creaking sounds on the bed did not stop for a long time. Finally, Wang Sanmei let out a long sigh of relief, and laid down on the ground beside Liu Xiaohe while smiling tiredly and drawing circles on her chest.
"Little He, thank you!" You let your sister-in-law really be a woman again
The first time he had tasted a woman made Liu Xiaohe excited for an entire night. It was only until the sky was about to brighten that he could barely fall asleep.
"Little bastard, what time is it now for you to sleep. Quickly go home and eat dinner." Liu Xiaohe felt that he had just fallen asleep for a short while before he heard Liu Gensheng's curses, and opened his eyes in a daze to wipe away the saliva at the corner of his mouth.
"What time is it, dad? Why are you here so early?"
"What's so good about it? The sun's already scorching your butt. Wake up, someone from the village is pulling a watermelon today. I'm watching from the ground, and you can play for the whole day."
Hearing this, Liu Xiaohe rolled over and got up from the bed, he was so happy staying in the grass shack all day that he almost grew hair, at least he could play for a day now, Liu Xiaohe was extremely happy.
"I'm going to play in the countryside today." Liu Xiaohe thought to himself. He had the ability to walk, and in a short while, he arrived at the village. As soon as Liu Xiaohe entered the village, he saw that Stupid Zhao was surrounded by a few people, who happily asked him how he was last night.
The Stupid Zhao carried a broken bucket in his hands and wanted to escape, but was pulled back by those few people and had faces full of impatience. "What do you mean? Anyway, I hugged my wife and slept. After a while, she will give birth to a child for me."
"Then did you poke your wife?" The one who asked this was Jin Long, he was already thirty-seven or thirty-eight years old and was still single, the rest were just laughing by the side, while he chased after Stupid Zhao with a wretched face.
"Poke my wife? Why did you poke her? I'm not going to stab you. " When Jin Long heard this, he became even happier and laughed out loud: "Alright, then I'll go to your house and stab your wife tonight, when the time comes you better not let me do it."
"Heh, is it fun for all of you to tease Tie Zhu like that? Tie Zhu, come over here. Liu Xiaohe really couldn't watch any longer. After all, Stupid Zhao had grown up with him, and his sister was his dream lover. Who knows, maybe Stupid Zhao would be his brother-in-law in the future.