Sad Epic of Six-Realms/C23 The embarrassment of orange juice。。
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C23 The embarrassment of orange juice。。

"What?!" My eyes widened.

"I have a skill called Phantom Shadow. It can turn into Shadow state for a second. It won't deal any damage to me in this state." Yao Yu slowly said.

I was silent.

"Thank you." Yao Yu said softly, "I will take good care of you." Yao Yu touched my face, then picked up a towel to wash it.

Take good care of him. It had a P effect. I can't even feel the lower half of my body. He couldn't even do that! Fuck. Collect some interest first! I thought hard.

Yao Yu warmed up the towel again and placed it on my forehead. I grabbed onto Yao Yu's hand and pulled him towards me. Maybe it's because of Yao Yu's current posture, but when she fell towards me, her elbow just happened to be aimed at my neck. I wanted to open my mouth and shout: Hurry and get up! Yao Yu reacted rather quickly. Just as she was about to reach my neck, Yao Yu's other hand held onto the wound on my chest. I didn't even have time to speak before I cried out in pain! Yao Yu originally wanted to borrow the strength of the other hand to raise her other hand.

But when I yelled, I became even more anxious. When I raised my arm, it hit me on the chin.

The trough! I shut my mouth at once. It didn't matter if he hit his chin, but he bit his tongue. The wound on his chest hurt even more. The heck. Is this what they call stealing chickens without being able to eat rice?

The pain in my chest and tongue made my tears roll in my eyes, and I felt as if I were in a situation. Seeing a beach chick waving at me from a recliner, I ran to her excitedly, undressing as I ran, running to her side, grabbing her hood, but when I pulled her inside out. I've been shocked! The heck, there was actually a bug underneath her! Evil dead transvestite! Just when I wanted to escape, I was actually caught by a dead demon and brought back to OOXX. That's what I feel now.

Yao Yu hurriedly rubbed my chest and rolled her eyes at me. "It's already like this, yet you're still so perverted." After saying that, my face suddenly reddened. I lowered my head and kissed my face before turning around and running out.

I'm me, I'm me, I'm f * * king! Could this be the feeling of being electrocuted? The heck! These two hits were not in vain! It was worth it! This was the first time Brother Mo was kissed by a girl. I thought. But then, I wanted to cry again.

I originally said that Yao Yu would watch the night, but now I want to pee! The heck. Who can help Brother Mo?! Could it be that he really needed the Brother Mo to be settled in his crotch?

Although the lower half of Brother Mo did not feel anything, he could feel that there was something moving inside of his body. If he did not continue, he would definitely be done for! The heck. I didn't think that I would have such a day. Just when my face was filled with shame, out of the corner of my eyes, I saw half a bottle of orange juice on the table. Without saying a word, I unscrewed the cap and stuffed the bottle down! I'm in a hurry. If I don't, I'll come out! However … Oh! Oh my god! I forgot to pour out the half bottle of orange juice! Half a bottle of orange juice spilled onto the bed. Just then, the door was pushed open.

It's Yao Yu! Yao Yu looked at my tear-stricken expression and the bottle underneath the bed that I was holding with my hands. The wet sheets. She was stunned. I was also stunned. Yao Yu spat and ran out.

I remained in a dazed position and continued to cry. Can't you play with me a little more fiercely? "Motherf * cker! Motherf * cker!"

Not long later, Chen Nuo walked in. Faintly looking at me who was still maintaining my position, he said: Brother Mo. Look at the color of the sheets. "Are you on fire?!"

"F * ck!" "That's orange juice!"

The next morning, Chen Nuo, Yao Yu, and Lin Meng'er were all in my room. Chen Nuo said to Yao Yu and Lin Meng'er seriously: Last night, Brother Mo's bed sheets was indeed covered with orange juice! I smelled it when I changed the sheets. It was sour and sweet.

"Chen Nuo!" "Stop talking!" A black line appeared on my forehead. I really couldn't stand this fellow's language and shouted loudly to stop him. What the f * ck are you explaining to Yao Yu and Lin Meng'er for? It would be better if you didn't explain, but if you did, it would be like covering up the truth.

Chen Nuo turned around and said: "Brother Mo, today Ma En and I will bring a portion of zombies to search, and give you a wheelchair!"

I waved my hand. He really didn't want to see this bastard.

Chen Nuo walked out. Lin Meng'er walked over with deep concern: "Big Brother Lin, you will definitely be fine!

Looking at Lin Meng'er, I felt as though I was looking at a little sister. With happiness in my eyes, I said: "En, Big Brother Lin will quickly recover and then bring Meng'er out to play."

After chatting and joking with Lin Meng'er for a while, Lin Meng'er ran out of the room and gave Yao Yu and I some space.

I swallowed my saliva, not daring to look at Yao Yu. The scene last night was too embarrassing. I swallowed again and said, Last night was really orange, orange juice.

Yao Yu nodded her head and said: Un, it's sour and sweet. After saying that, she covered her mouth and laughed.

"Chen Nuo! The heck! "~ ~ ~" I cursed.

Chen Nuo, who was leading the zombie army to snatch supplies, suddenly sneezed. Who misses me, he said to himself.

Yao Yu sat on the side of my bed, telling me about her skills and her past. It turned out that Yao Yu was only level 7. However, the skills were all very powerful. There was actually a purple skill. It was the "Shadow" skill that she had mentioned.

In the afternoon, Chen Nuo and the others returned. This guy actually found me a wheelchair.

Because of last night's lesson, tonight, Chen Nuo will stand vigil for me. Yao Yu accompanied me to dinner, then left. At this moment, Chen Nuo coquettishly said beside me: I wonder if the female celebrities of the Dongre have become zombies. Fuck, if I am able to save "Yu Yuexi", I will let her be the cat maid for Uncle Chen ~ ~ Wahahaha.

The one who spoke didn't have any intention, but the one who heard had his own heart. It occurred to me that it wasn't just our country that was in crisis, that the whole world had become like this. Moreover. Last time, male duck throat said that First Realm only had a total of a million species of evolution, which included foreigners.

But with my current appearance, I can't care that much. He decided to stop listening to Chen Nuo's snicker and closed his eyes before falling asleep.

It was dark. So cold. Where is this? Such a familiar place. The heck! Isn't this the "depth of my consciousness" again? "How did we get here again?"

"It's me. I summoned you here." The ethereal voice appeared again.

"Who the hell are you?" I asked.

"I'm you, and you're me too." the voice answered.

"All right. Then am I paralyzed, and you are paralyzed? " I asked.

"You are going in the wrong direction. "Otherwise, you wouldn't have been beaten to a pulp!" That voice continued.

"Evolution my ass!" I cursed.

"I have already opened the seal to the first stage of strength. You have a lot of potential now, and you should have realized that as long as you train, your body's quality will change. If you can fully absorb the first ten percent of the power, the Sixth Realm can do whatever you want. "

As long as I absorb 10% of the power, the Sixth Realm will be my equal? I asked, "How much have I absorbed?"

"Just a drop in the bucket."

I was stunned. Just a hair from nine oxen? And his physical fitness has been improving really quickly recently, is it really going on like this? Thus, I hastily asked, "How should I train then?"

"Your current fitness level is too low, it can't even compare to the average person in my Third Realm. You should train your endurance first. Get out, your wounds, and I will use the power in your body to heal you. There is not much left of my power, so I won't easily summon you again. " Saying that, before I could say anything, I felt another force pushing me towards a light.

His eyes slowly opened, and he heard Chen Nuo nagging something about how hot the Dongre was.

But at this moment, I suddenly felt the purple sphere in my mind start to spin at a rapid pace! In the past, he would always turn very slowly. "What's going on!" Just when I was wondering, I felt the wound in my chest warm up. Next.

"Ward!" "I can't wait to pee!" I shouted.

"Brother Mo, please wait a moment, I will get the bottle for you." Chen Nuo turned around to look for the bottle, when he suddenly heard a banging sound. When he came back to himself, he found the bed empty.

Chen Nuo was startled, and immediately rushed out of the room. Seeing me hiss at the door, he bellowed: The trough! Brother Mo! You're really better!

I froze. He thought, "Not good, I need to hurry up and pull up my pants, but …" Bang! Yao Yu's room door opened. I'm me, I'm me, I'm f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking f * cking. They once again met eyes with Yao Yu. I quickly pulled up my pants and shouted: Chen Nuo! The heck!

Embarrassed, I ran back into the house.

Sure enough, a moment later, Yao Yu and Lin Meng'er appeared in my room. I stared at Chen Nuo with my completely red face, not daring to look at him. F * ck, I knew I'd be in trouble the moment he went out to roar at me. The heck you saw it, you saw it, you said it, but what the heck are you shouting about?!

At the same time, Chen Nuo was still smacking his lips, stroking the wheelchair on the ground, saying: Ah, what a pity, I carried this back from the city center with great effort. Brother Mo, you don't even have to use it, it's useless now. What a pity.

A black line appeared on my forehead and I said, So you're saying, I shouldn't have done it? Should I use your rocking chair?

Chen Nuo actually nodded his head. Then, he reacted and shook his head.

"Oh my god!" I rushed over and kicked Chen Nuo to the ground, then carried Chen Nuo and walked out.

As for why I suddenly recovered, I only explained that I didn't know why, but I suddenly felt urination, and then, I could go down to the ground. It could be that the treatment Chen Nuo gave me two days ago had some sort of effect.

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